Tuesday, November 10, 2009
We Are Douchebags
I don't usually post the many scripted douche comedy bits circulating the interwebs, as I find the real thing so much more funny, but this one's mildly amusing.
# posted by Douchebag1 @ 12:12 PM 
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Whats up with guy wearing a Chargers hat and a Lakers jersey. Those are my two favorite teams damnit!
# posted by 
: 12:28 PM
: 12:28 PM
Like a shot across the bow, they are warning us. Do not be surprised when they show up at your door.
Saw an Ed Hardy floormat at the car wash yesterday.
Visual herpes; you just can't get rid of it. I can't believe my fellow citizens would pay good money for that crap. P.T. Barnum was right.
Saw an Ed Hardy floormat at the car wash yesterday.
Visual herpes; you just can't get rid of it. I can't believe my fellow citizens would pay good money for that crap. P.T. Barnum was right.
As DS noted - I linked to this a while ago. I do my best to keep on top of this crap. It's become an increasingly difficult job, as the Greico Virus spreads and claims more victims, and all this work gets in the way of my drinking.
My favorite part is when the guy pops his collar high enough to hide his face, haha. Best.
# posted by : 2:12 PM
: 2:12 PM
you do kinda have to admit that it's become just as trendy to bash DBs as it is to be one that right now we're at a meeting point on the trend double-helix* that DB's are becoming their own indie scene...or something.
Army od DOuche-ness
* (as brilliantly illustrated by Steve Coogan as Tony WIlson in 24Hour party People) that
Army od DOuche-ness
* (as brilliantly illustrated by Steve Coogan as Tony WIlson in 24Hour party People) that
"Keeping your Mom airtight."
Hysterical!
Loved the Axe spray at the end.
They should do dinner theatre.
Hysterical!
Loved the Axe spray at the end.
They should do dinner theatre.
# posted by : 3:12 PM
: 3:12 PM
I think it's pretty funny that each of those guys has 2 or 3 douchebag indicators. however the guy with the ear piece looks pretty normal except for being bluetooth enabled. Could this be the strongest douchebag acoutrement?
French for shower.
French for shower.
# posted by : 4:20 PM
: 4:20 PM
The Axe spray at the end totally made the video.
"My New Haircut" is still the standard for Douchebag Parody Videos.
"My New Haircut" is still the standard for Douchebag Parody Videos.
This is what you need. Mass appeal. Slowly you're ideas get pealed away and processed in lower and lower forms until it is precieved by all as fact. But for a little bit of time in there, it's going to be really good. This is what you need.
-The Junior Marketing Major.
-The Junior Marketing Major.
# posted by : 11:37 PM
: 11:37 PM
Hmmmm....slowly YOUR ideas get PEELED away...untill THEY are PERCEIVED by all...
Unless you really did mean to say :Slowly you are ideas get pealed like a bell ringing away ...until it is PRE-cieved by all as fact. PRECIEVED??? (remember, i before e, except after c, or if sounded as a as in neighbor and weigh.)
The Junior Spelling and Comprehension Manager
Unless you really did mean to say :Slowly you are ideas get pealed like a bell ringing away ...until it is PRE-cieved by all as fact. PRECIEVED??? (remember, i before e, except after c, or if sounded as a as in neighbor and weigh.)
The Junior Spelling and Comprehension Manager
# posted by : 12:17 AM
: 12:17 AM
i'm not sure how much money i would demand if i was asked to spray on Axe like that.
which is to say, i guess everyone has their price. unless you're Warren Buffet.
which is to say, i guess everyone has their price. unless you're Warren Buffet.
douchebag solidarity... hahahaha that's a good one.
Well, the way they keep up with the douche trends suggests some kind of ant-hill or bee-hive collective conciousness. The douche swarm... A question comes to mind, do roaches have this kind of collective instinct?
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Well, the way they keep up with the douche trends suggests some kind of ant-hill or bee-hive collective conciousness. The douche swarm... A question comes to mind, do roaches have this kind of collective instinct?
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