Nice abs on the bleeth but where's the meat?
 

Pictured here, shortly after being rescued from near-starvation, an emaciated Woody Harrelson and friend point to the faulty navigation device believed responsible for causing their small craft to run ashore on a deserted island.
 

I think I spy some 'groin shave reveal' in this photo....

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 

God damn I love those abs, each time I see 'em my boner does 20 cock push-ups.

And that's a lot of cock push-ups.
 

@ Bag A 4:25

That's Groin Wax Reveal. And god damns it nice.
 

I would submit that Blackberry Bob himself is the "Douchiest 'Bagcessory" to the fine female specimen presented here, but I won't belabor the point.
 

she's bloody lovely.

after making sweet love to her though i'd be tempted to punch her in the stomach.

i'm not sure why exactly.


(N.B. i'd also be happy to punch the chap, in the stomach, or head...however i'd skip the love-making)
 

One can only hope he falls overboard with it on.

I want to thank B.B.'s girlfriend for modeling the only appropriate GSR. Now I don't have to blind myself for looking at Crabs McGee.
 

Dude that's not a forearm. It's the size of a small forearm, but if memory seves...
 

Because nobody's got more pressing mobile conversations to tend to than some trust fund spawn on a marina.
 

Six years from now, she gets preggers and turns into a sofa.
 

B.B.'s mom should have known not to wash down the thalidomide with Jack and Coke.
 

Magnificent Abs. Ridiculous douche.
 

She should win hottest chick of the year. Man I would love to see that stomach riding me
 

I think that's stewart copeland in his signature white drumming shorts in the background, but where's andy summers? once we've found him then everyone's accounted for.
 

He's in St. Tropez, France. I was there this summer. That's insult to injury.
 

@B.B.'s girlfriend: I got some laundry to do, can I borrow your stomach?
 

Badass phone, dude.
 

Notice how he is throwing the "L" and she's pointing at him...
 

A few more and better pix of Blackberry Bob and I'd say, based on the douchal evidence in this pic, he might be in the running for a monthly next year. That is, assuming the site allows second chances . . .
 

I'd pee on her abs...

Mr. White: pointers? I'm a P-ÑøøB
 

If her boobs were small and highly-pitched tom-toms,

and her tight little snatch were the snare drum,

and I could hammer away on her abs with a set of felt mallets like they were a chick-xylophone,

then my balls would have a devil of a time trying to keep up and pound out the bass-drum solo from "Hot For Teacher"'s intro,
on her butt cheeks as I worked;









-but it would be weird fun to try.


Not as much as conducting a Celebrity Fart Orchestra trying to pull off "Ode To Joy" or "Flight Of The Bumblebee"-mind you,

but fun nonetheless.
 

As I argued in the groin-shave reveal thread, I'm always up for some female GSR (or GWR, as it were). Damn skippy, this girl's waxy smooth down there.

I'll be the first to volunteer for the search committee sent to find ANY hint of body hair on her--using nothing but my bottom lip.
 

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What a conundrum. Phone is ringing. Right hand is full. Left hand can't reach phone. Girlfriend is pointing out phone is ringing. How do I answer the phone? Argh!

It's a scene right out of iCarly only Carly's five years older with a waxed snatch and is hot as f*ck.
 

Nice abs, but someone should give her a sandwich.

And someone should take his watch away.
 

BB Bobs girl is all that is sexy in coke whoredom. No, I'm not being sarcastic. Give me one night with her and an 8-ball before die. Which would most likely be that night.
 

As has been alluded to, this is upper arm and not forearm.

Nevertheless, the poon and contrasting doucheness (w/ leather supported white watch) is striking.
 

speaking of Wall Street assholes in the Hamptons, Blackberry Bob happens to be one of the AIG executives who received taxpayer-funded bonus payouts. and he has YET to commit ritual suicide. true story.
 

Nice one BBB. Now go make me some money.
 

"I'll be the first to volunteer for the search committee sent to find ANY hint of body hair on her--using nothing but my bottom lip.

that gave me a boner, after I envisioned MY bottom lip leading the search.
 

Boobies!
I mean Abs!
 

She wins for "Hottest Hott with 'Nary a Hint of Boobs." Took me a while to even notice the lack of chest. Does it bother me? Nope.
 

if it weren't for her nipples, you'd think she has an 8 pack of abs
 

She could probably beat me up, but I'd risk it to find out if her "lady muscle" was as tight as her abs.
 

I'd offer to pee in her butt, however she'd probably clench and cut me off mid-stream, causing a painful back-up.

On second thought, it'd still be worth it.
 

Bitch be ruining the name Bob! Motherfucker!
 

I bet she could kegel a brick into a glass ashtray.
 

She could kegel a Bronx phonebook into a Jehovah's Witness pamphlet.
 

She could kegel Mr. KoolAid into a glass of fine port.
 

She uses Q-Tips as tampons
 

That belly button looks like a second clitoris. I'd love to have a flick with my tongue.
 

Makes me happy I sold my boat.

Too many bags would take out Dad's cabin cruiser for a day offshore with their broheims, living it up like Snoop Dogg. You could hear the thumpa-thumpa offshore from Kemah.
 

I bet she could squeeze out a poo skinnier than Poo's legs.
 

That dude obviously hasn't worked a day in his life. Her body needs to be cast in bronze and preserved for generations to come.
 

HE: Check out my 'Berry, Bro!

SHE: For the love of God, order me a pizza!!!!!
 

Should be:

Blackberry Bob's Bicep Blackberry.

That's not a forearm.
 

He's gonna show off that sweet Blackberry-tan-line in the office on Monday. All the other douches that work at his LEGEL office will be jealous.
 

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