That's funny DB1, I like looking at her tan boobies.

To each their own.
 

Seriously, he uses hot glue to keep that thing attached, doesn't he?


Same for Kathy I'd imagine.
 

In a guest lecture at Princeton University in 2008 Richard Feynman postulated that Samurai Scrote is actually exempt from the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.
 

This guy has an overall douchness ora about him actually, not just limited to hit flat-brim 59-50. The fact that it is warm enough to wear a tank top, yet cold enough to wear gloves? Robbery?
 

Bucky = Loser

That is all.
 

It seems as if Lamp, in his haste, has left his hat on top of the armoire.

Me thinks Bucky is getting sloppy seconds.
 

Bucky finally gets his due.

... and welding gloves.
 

Cärëfül Scrötüm Pölë.

För Lämp döës nöthïng ïn hästë.
 

Bucky does it real grande after a long week of maintenance work on septic systems in the Long Island area.
 

Lämp slithered across the top of the armoire, patiently stalking its next supper.
 

Bucky chases Goose with Cooler Ranch Doritos. This guy not getting a Douchie would have been a bigger travesty than Joe Jackson not trying to make money on his son dying.
 

It's like voting for a McLaren F-1 as having the best radio volume knobs....Hell, Bucky, take it and be grateful...
 

and by "grateful" I mean "welding glove"
 

I was so busy oogling Kathy (and averting my gaze from hat) that earlier I missed the 2" boner the Buckster has going.

Back after I gouge out my eyes.
 

4D hat tilt FTW.
 

Congrats buckin' fucky. Don't forget to order your Hello Kitty welding gloves from the Captain.
 

Darksock @ 3:56 got it so right. There is no God.

Curse you DB1!!! You showed us Bucky, but took away His Glory.

(You are so powerful, DB1, that you can re-direct an erroneous voting as needed.)

BUCKY FTW! Douchebag Of The Year!
 

Bucky makes chipmunks hurl themselves in front of buses.

And Kathy's name is actually Dayanita Patel. She's not orange or tanned - her parents are from Dehli you fucking goons.

As if it wasn't obvious enough.
 

Do you think he is really funny? Do you think bucky might donate all his time to the local Missouri homeless shelter? I can't even believe he had the chance to even touch a contender of hott of the year and possibly do naught things to her? So I finally realized after much thought, Bucky must be 25 and his hott 15. Only a 15 year old girl could make that awful of a life decision.
 

About time that one of the most absurdly innovative Douchebags in the history of HCwDB claims his well deserved reward. I can think of hundreds of potential categories that Bucky could have swept..at least he got one. There IS a God!
 

@ Troy...I for one never thought Kathy to be orange...I always thought she was a most delicious hue of brown.
 

If Gutter from PCU was into Linkin Park, he'd look exactly like that dude.
 

@Chris - I agree. I think she's actually very pretty. Not Hott of the Year material, but I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
 

You can call me "crackers".
 

@Captain Bringdown: If Harrison Ford can use a staple gun to keep his hat on in "Raiders of The Lost Ark",

then I'd wager hot glue,

or at the very least a finely-aged 2003 Chateau Gazin Pomerol 7% cabernet franc Donkey Jizz is good enough for Bucky.
 

C'mon, Bucky--go the fuck away, already! I'm so sick of you.

But Leave Kathy.. and if you wouldn't mind, send back that blonde friend of hers, too.
 

Bucky was robbed.

Would he have survived the final bracket? Or would Crimson Ted, for that matter? Nobody knows.

Perhaps the answer would be to lock Ted and Bucky in a 3'x 3' Lexan cube until one killed and ate the other, only to eventually die of asphyxiation from his own cannabalistic poop vapour. And yes I did the fancy Brit faggy spelling of 'vapor'.

I think he and Crimson Ted
 

Poop d' Crawford... m-Dot ak::::BBBEEEEZEL
 

@Croosh

Not sure if your up and about on this fine Wednesday evening, but thought I'd pass on to you that I was at a dinner with the other company mucks and decided to try Makers Mark for a change from my normal Jack Daniels. straight up on the rocks it was superb. Comfortable and smooth like an old friend with just the right amount of flavor. Great choice of bourbon.
 

Bucky's hat's got good game.
 

I would like to propose a rename for people who look like Bucky. They should hence gorth be refered to as Wiggerbags(the white douches who clearly would like to be black.)
 

..Maybe she should take him to the tanning salon with her. I wonder where there going wearing that. gloves, bikini and jacket to cover. My guess with the obvious display of classic ghetto wife beater, tilted 50/50, and her love for a piss water of a beer. they must be from MIAMI!... or LA. he is drinking goose..
 

hey Bucky i can enlarge that scar for you.
 

Daaaamn wigga!

Was there ever any doubt?
 

@ Scrotato

If you liked that, keep your eye out for Van Winkle. It's like Kool-Aid, but for 40 year old alkies. Good Stuff.
 

@Scrotato Head

Cascade Hollow has been my recent fave. Its from George Dickel, and for some reason very cheap.
 

I didn't even think, before Bucky, that a hat could be tilted on several axis like that. Impressive.
 

@Scrotato

Welcome to the fold.
 

Funny, if we're mentioning odd things about Kathy Hott, I can't help but notice how big that beer bottle looks in her hands.

Now we know why Bucky's really with her.
 

^ Because it's a 22 ouncer, called a "bomber" in certain circles. All the shit companies make 'em, Corona obviously, Rolling Rock also makes them. I'll forever remember that because that was my first experience with alcohol poisoning.

Speaking of which, suppose there's a way to get Bucky to drink Antifreeze?
 

@Medusa
Suspect we are too late. You don't get a stare that vacant from ethanol. He's already either been chugging his way through the glycol series or possibly huffing lighter fuel and paint thinner. My bet is that he will die when someone doesn't notice him drinking directly from the gas pump and runs him over.
 

Theres a long screw holding that hat to his head, It goes right through his thick skull into the part of the brain that causes choad like behaviour.