Bwahahahahahahaha

Legendary
 

Nothing says pimp like keeping your iPhone on your waistband.
 

Ahahahaha, Criss Angel Poo Indeed DB1.
 

POOOOOOOO!!!! He's like a little collectible doll of Jerz Pooness.

Tanya looks fucked up. Maybe fucked up enough to super big gulp my dick.
 

Tonya's drink is even orange.....
 

Tonya's milfy mom is kinda hott,
 

Man, Lou Reed is really letting himself go.
 

To be fair, this guy has mad jumping skills. Oh wait, that's Q-bert. How did this scrotaint not make the Orangest competition?
 

Are all guidos hurting to get to five foot two? Five foot six with the hair spikes? Maybe we see a reason behind the putzery here.

I would, however, fold Tonya up like an accordion. Her mom ain't bad, either.

I'm just sayin'.
 

God I love New Jersey.
 

Nice "chinplant". Did you get your calves done, too?
 

That Guido won Jerziest Jerz without the aid of 'roid bulk is a testament to the strength of his essential Guid-ness. Pound for pound, there has surely never been a Jerzier Jerz.
 

This is freaky - I think I know where they are. I think they're on the PATH train platform at Journal Square in Jersey City.

I could be wrong, but the floor and the tiles and the lights... Hmmmm... Mother and Daughter probably live in Bayonne. JerzyBoy probably lives in Jerz City or Kearny.

If you don't know whereof I speak, you REALLY DON'T want to know...
 

Nothing screams "classy broad," quite like the Super Big Gulp cup.
 

Also, to Troy Tempest's point about the location of the picture, I believe I read a story that NJ Transit has installed tanning lights at the Journal Square and Hoboken stations.
 

DB1's right.

The Guido Buttchinsky gives off such a beautiful orange glow, he illuminates his very surroundings with the warm sunset hues of Douche.
 

I would take them both down...and for that I am midly ashamed. He probably saved up all month at the carwash for that getup.
 

Big Gulp, Huh? Well, see ya later! I wonder if his roided up brethren swung him around like a medieval mace in the great Jersey Shore War of 2003.
 

The stank of the Jersey sewerage system is strong with this one. His orange taint is like a crawling parasite, writhing over nearby people and buildings.

The crown-of-thorns hair is a subtle homage to his distant catholic roots. The respect paid to Tonya's mom is touching, almost like a transferred Oedipal complex. And the eye socket shades pay respect to the shy chicks, by concealing the display of latent Guid desires.

In summary: a good show by this Guid, though if he wants to enter the big league he'll need to start pawning shit in order to shop at somewhere other than Wacky Chan's MajorLabel Reprint Store.
 

Ripped jeans in cold weather. Classy.
 

That's distasteful! No matter what, parents should receive no mention on this blog.
 

Once upon a time in Jersey, yo!
I damn near had to wreck a ho
 

No, no you guys got it all wrong. Armani exchange teamed up with 7/11 and blackberry in a new ad campaign. It's main demographic includes tech nerds that happen to be persian and need a place grab a drink while their beamer gets serviced... Or total jerz douches. Mom is way hotter, am i wrong?
 

I would like to use my aforementioned commercial grade floor sander with the 20 grade paper on his face.

Just sayin'.
 

I got $20 right here that says Tonya and Mom frequently exchange words related to Mom's alledged public flirting with Tonya's man-of-the-week, and a further $20 that says those words include but are not limited to bitch, slut, and cunt. Anyone want a piece of that?

Oh, and Guido here most definitely gave Mom a bit of tongue when Tonya went to the ladies room to make sure her diaphragm was in right.

New God-fucking-damn Jersey.
 

and this.
 

I'm concerned. This pic makes me think of the whole Jersey Shore thing.

No, I've never seen the show, but rather the media coverage. It concerns me that that show, and pics such as this, make the average individual believe that Douche=Jerz Guid Pudscrote. If they don't recognize New Jersey, they don't recognize poo.

There are plenty of other types of D-Bags in the world, and this is just one genus. i worry that, outside of Jerz Guid, the vigilance will die, and the virus replicate.

What can be done?
 

He reminds me of Andy Dick. And by Andy I mean "Orange".
 

Blah
 

Poo.
 

I reiterate, poo.
 

If you're shopping in the ladies department for grooming items, you are a poosy.

Or Guido Buttchinksy
 

Joey Porsche lodged a protest for not having captured this award himself.
 

damnit Joey. your image is already immortalized on the Douchie trophy. what more do you want?
 

I want to take Tayna's mom out to a nice steak diner and end the meal with a scrumptious dessert of hide-the-porch beef.
 

Good call by the DB1. I remember thinking when we saw this scrote the first time that there was greatness here. Indeed there was.
 

In my book he should definitely be included in the running for HCwDB of the year. Granted the two girls are young looking and not the hottest, but this guy is about as bad as it gets. Spikey hair, HEADBAND, matching A/X shirt and belt, phone clipped to waist, sunglasses on in the nighttime, and poo skin. This guy will infect many girls for years to come and I will not be surprised if we see this guy on the site in 2020.
 

what a fag...period.
 

Is it me, or does his headband MATCH his baby doll T-Shirt? And his lips look more red than the ladies. Nice, this guy works hard to look this classy.
 

Tonya's mom works as a hairdresser at a local salon, she struggled for a while when Tonya's dad left them, but in the end she did ok. Except for the fact that Tonya dates an asswipe.
 

The Dr. is an optimist at heart. I truly believe these gals thought that the Buttster was such a spectacle that they had to get a photo of him to show the rest of the family for a good laugh. Guido was unaware that he was the Buttchinsky of their joke.

Congratulations Guido. Strangely enough, I think you would actually be proud of being the Jerziest Jerz.

Dr. DB
 

A scientific study done at Rutgers showed that the color orange makes people want to punch things.

True story.
 

Why is Buttchinsky's left pocket so "happy"? Does little Buttchinsky has a fetish for the faux synthetic fur?

Tonya got back just in time for the picture after blowing the tow truck guy. You can see where she put her coat down so her "best" jeans didn't get dirty.
 

It's too bad he couldn't afford the belt buckle to match what the shirt says under the jacket.

Axe-Hole

And by 'too bad' I mean I'd like to beat this guy to death with a mummified porcupine while Tonya and her mom burn incense and feed me grapes.

That is all.
 

Is this guy a brothabag, or is he just waay to oranged? Fuck this asshole!
 

He certainly is prime Jerz Guid Pudscrote. You have to admire him for his complete dedication to the look. And by admire, I mean detest and mock.

But on to Tonya and Tonya's mom. If ever there were a mother daughter combo you'd like to fulfill that nasty little fantasy with, I think these two would fit the bill quite nicely. YOISH!
 

Is that a buttplug in your left front pocket or are you just happy to see me, Buttchinsky? Congrats on this well-deserved honor.

I also think that Troy nailed the location. I can still hear the conductor's bored voice moan, "Journal Square. Journal Square. Transfer to 33rd Street and Jersey Transit. Journal Square."
 

he looks like guido andy dick
 

That's not a human in the middle - it is a prototype for a new kind of lightbulb designed to reproduce that soothing orange streetlamp glow. The spikes on top are so that you can just throw it up at the ceiling, where it sticks and illuminates the room. You don't even need to connect it to the power supply, just spray it weekly with AXE and every month splash a little Goose on it. They are working on the size now - at the moment it takes two people to throw the thing up to the ceiling. Oh - and they are also working on the annoying droning noise it makes. And the smell. But give them time - throwdown standalone bulbs could revolutionise lighting your home.
 

Corey Hart called, he wants his sunglasses back.
 

your a fucking piece of trash, you fuck!