Looks like Tom Pettybag sucked all the chrome off the Robert Patrickbag.
 

I loved you in "Don't Come Around Here No More."

- 'Bagamemnon
 

GSR is completely unnecessary this early. I just ate breakfast for fucks sake!
 

Iggy Pop as Tom Petty as Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
 

Left to right:

Critical Bill, Inflate-a-date, Tom Pettybag, leather boot
 

I see that the Krypt Keeper has made it out to party.

Maybe he's going to scare these douches straight with his trademarked, "Tales from the Krabs."
 

Oh, and DB1, you cost me a perfectly good bowl of steel-cut oats and tupelo honey. Damn, lumpy vomit is the worst.
 

If this pic was a scratch'n sniff, the accompanying aroma would be called "pan seared fistula".
 

And I'm pretty sure that you've already used "Alice in Choaderland," DB1.

I think it included a fine looking, almost unbleeth, in an Alice dress, posing with Crazy Town (the doucherific band that sang "Butterfly").

Not that the name doesn't fit again.

I propose "Two Ingrates, a Hot Chick, and a Pizza Face."

Not very good, but it's a start.
 

here we have the Douche of Hearts, Alice (I wanna stab her in her heart with my flesh saber) the Mad Hater, & Mumbles, the toothless Cheshire cat
 

Liam Neeson, a hot, Tom Petty, and "Slumbag Millionaire".
 

It's like a Tom Petty/ Anthony Keidis hybrid douche. And what the fuck is that next to him? It's like Slash/Deep Roy.
What 90's music listening crystal meth smoking geneticist made this douche?
This looks like 2-3 courtesy flush job to get all that poo down the pipe.

Oh and Heidi Klum hot may dust my curiously low to the ground furniture anytime. FWOP!
 

Best. Strategically. Placed. Heart. Ever.
 

This is the last known sighting of Tom Pettybag and his Sherpa, Lapsang before the Blizzard of OZ
 

Pakesh is either a) a meth addict, or b)Tandoori chicken is bad for the teeth.
 

Its Halloween in Delhi, and Pakesh decide to do an homage to Fire Marshall Bill and Ray Charles.
 

Like caddy day at Bushwood, Citibank executives instantly regretted serving alcohol at "customer service rep appreciation day"
 

Gee, I've never had a GSR in any of my acid flashbacks before.

This looks like some sort of ungodly collection of substandard Super Heroes. Each one has the power to give me crampy, watery poo and acid reflux.
S
 

Twiddle Dum, Hott, Twiddle Dummer, and Twiddle Dummest

was C-Lurker but I changed it
 

Let's do E to the point,
we get kicked out of the joint
turn the techno up loud
I'm too douchey to be proud

Oh you don't know how it feels,
Yeah you don't know how it feels,
to be poooooooooooo.
 

Five bucks says they told the blind guy it's an Ed Hardy shirt and pocketed the cash.
 

I'm liking Dirty Marcia Brady.
 

Tonight the role of Tom Petty will be played by Fischer Stevens with a scary GSR. He will be joined on stage by Mickey Dolenz's retarded cousin, Mickey "Mouse" Douchens, and Ryan Stiles turd of a nephew, Ryan Stools. Heidi Klum's gorgeous little sister Inga may stop by as well. It is a sight to behold tonight on CBS's Cavalcade of Douchebags!
 

Pettybag: "Don't come around here no more."

Everyone else: "Ok."

Pettybag: "Don't come around here no more."

Everyone else: "We said ok...."

Pettybag: "Whatever you're looking foooooooorr...."
 

I think Alice & *ahem* normal dude on the left may be pros.

I think I've seen something come across her before...
 

Ugh. Way too much douche, far too little hott. I feel my soul melting into liquid hatred.
 

Marsha always wondered what happened to Greg, Peter, and Bobby after they all left the house to go to college. It seems that Greg cut his hair and had a successful gay porn career. Peter, now no longer the forgotten middle child, became the subject of the first successful stem cell transfer from Tom Petty and Iggy Pop, and Bobby went blind from jerkin' his gerkin to pictures of Mr. Brady.
 

Why is he wearing a headband?
 

Clearly, they are "The Red Hot Chili Poopers".
 

I obviously can't touch all of the Petty/Iggy/Slumdog comments, so I'll simply say this:

I hope Marcia's mother sees this picture.
 

pinchie jotos de twinks... Armor faboso barbie morrana way
 

Band Names



Iggy Poop and the Stooges

No Doubt (That We Suck)

Tom Poopy and the Choadlickers

Huey Blewus and the Douche
 

That's a shaved gibbon on the right, isn't it?
 

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i see that Kid Rock had been infected with the fluid that turns humans into prawn-like aliens.

which isn't necessarily a bad thing, mind you.
 

She's wearing her heart on her beave.
 

There's a good reason to avoid such pictures earlier in the day...less time to ruminate on the ruination of our society...quicker remedy-time acquired by switching on the TV to watch The State of the Union...all those clothed folks in modest attire....whew!
 

Dayum...the two on the right are so gay that my den redecorated itself while they were on-screen. It looks marvelous.
 

Unfortunately, that well placed heart is actually a to-scale diagram of her vaginal opening.

Not that it would deter me, it just scientifically insures her dissapointment at the end of our brief trist.
 

It's not often that I find the visage of a douche to be so frightening that I'd actually avoid contact. Pettybag there is one of the few, the proud, the wankscrote.

Although Alice in Boobieland would haul me on back. Lord, I'd motorboat those babies until my saliva glands ran dry.
 

What the fuck is that "thing" on the right? We need to capture it and place it in captivity so we can study this possible evolutionary link not only for the advances in science and anthropological knowledge, but also for the epic giggles of watching try and play Pac-Man.
 

More reason to bring back the Draft.