Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Eye Browbot
Certain vestigial traits found on humans actually argue against the process of Darwinian natural selection and the theory of evolution.
Instead, they suggest an intelligent design at work. By a God.
That's laughing his ass off. At this dude's eyebrow.
Oh firm Karen. How I would nuzzle lightly upon your upper breasteses like a caribou searching for freshwater salmon. You could bench press me like a wet pretzel. And I would thank you for it. And pay you in coin, flask and mead.
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Damn, that's some delightful chesticles that Mandy has on display. Well done Mandy. And well done Mr. Plastic Surgeon, you sir, are an artíst.
And Johnny's eyebrows are bushier than my pubes. Seriously, it's embarrassing.
And Johnny's eyebrows are bushier than my pubes. Seriously, it's embarrassing.
Those are fake!!
Not the boobs you perves, the eyebrows.
He got them off one of those Groucho Marx - Eye glasses - fake nose - mask.
ASvB
Not the boobs you perves, the eyebrows.
He got them off one of those Groucho Marx - Eye glasses - fake nose - mask.
ASvB
Those boobies can heal the divide between red and blue. They can bring peace to the Middle East. They can bring cancer to its knees. They can feed small children and nurture many boxes of Nerds.
But most importantly, they can provide me with several seconds of pleasure in my Master Baitroom this evening.
But most importantly, they can provide me with several seconds of pleasure in my Master Baitroom this evening.
I love those ripe peaches on her.
I would love to throw rotten peaches at him.
ASvB
ps @ Crucial 2:45 No words have rang so true.
I would love to throw rotten peaches at him.
ASvB
ps @ Crucial 2:45 No words have rang so true.
True enough, her tits could rebuild Haiti and wipe out the federal deficit at the same time.
But, this guy's eyes are even more remarkable.
He could look to the East and the West at the same time.
But, this guy's eyes are even more remarkable.
He could look to the East and the West at the same time.
The hott is a true Hott in every sense of the word. The Douche seems to have self esteem problems given his posture and unibrow.
The Hott keep me coming back for more.
Get Some
The Hott keep me coming back for more.
Get Some
# posted by 
: 3:05 PM
: 3:05 PM
Baghdadbag's either punch drunk from motorboating those massive cans, or he ran into Clubber Lang in the parking lot.
Hey, didn't we see this guy in "Zohan"? He answers the phone at his furniture store "Going out of business!"
Funny fucker.
Funny fucker.
Dicy, how's tricks, and when I say "tricks" I mean, when are you going to put up the nude and/or semi nude pics??
ASvB
ASvB
ASvB,
Once again, stop hording that super-human stimulant that you brush your teeth with.
I want some of that shit, man. Spread the love. And by love, I mean drugs.
Pleassssssseeee...?..
Once again, stop hording that super-human stimulant that you brush your teeth with.
I want some of that shit, man. Spread the love. And by love, I mean drugs.
Pleassssssseeee...?..
@ Stain
I only have a few moments, sooooo, I have to get all the commenting in I can.
Damn I love this site.
ASvB
I only have a few moments, sooooo, I have to get all the commenting in I can.
Damn I love this site.
ASvB
And now, it's time for me to go home.
If you are on my FaceBook, then you know it's a busy week for me.
ASvB
If you are on my FaceBook, then you know it's a busy week for me.
ASvB
@ Sad Party Karaoke Robot
My beloved black tar heroin is a delightful depressant.
Just looking for a little "somethin'-somethin'" to keep me up between the poppy shots and sleeping pills.
My beloved black tar heroin is a delightful depressant.
Just looking for a little "somethin'-somethin'" to keep me up between the poppy shots and sleeping pills.
Dude, if she's got a means of support for those glories, she certainly knows how to hide it well.
I really gotta stop reading this site. It just makes me frustrated and bitter. Wait, I already am. Carry on, DB1.
I really gotta stop reading this site. It just makes me frustrated and bitter. Wait, I already am. Carry on, DB1.
@ ASvB
Thanks. I love you too, my Dead Nazi pal.
It seems they yanked on his eyebrow a little too hard on that last threading. They paralyzed his left eyelid.
Sue 'em, Khalid! Sue 'em for everything they're worth!!
Thanks. I love you too, my Dead Nazi pal.
It seems they yanked on his eyebrow a little too hard on that last threading. They paralyzed his left eyelid.
Sue 'em, Khalid! Sue 'em for everything they're worth!!
Threading.
You gotta be shitting me. If you can't do this yourself with tweezers, and you pay for it, you are a dipshit of the lowest order.
Although, then you don't get boobs rested on your forehead....
You gotta be shitting me. If you can't do this yourself with tweezers, and you pay for it, you are a dipshit of the lowest order.
Although, then you don't get boobs rested on your forehead....
^ That looked like sort of torture administered by the boobtacular mistresses of the Spanish Inquisition leaders.
She is gravity defying.
He is the lovechild of Tony Shalhoub and Eugene Levy.
If you look closely this wad of jizz is cross eyed.
He is the lovechild of Tony Shalhoub and Eugene Levy.
If you look closely this wad of jizz is cross eyed.
# posted by : 6:08 PM
: 6:08 PM
He's a douche because that look tells me he's savouring his own gaseous release like an '86 Chateau-Rothschild.
I really want to call hott on this one, the shape is there, the naughty Catholic school girl skirt, the dark roots with the blond hair, and the magnificent globes of wonderment.
Alas, there's the hint of orange on her, and no matter how delicious that New Orleans treat is, it is still a baguette.
I really want to call hott on this one, the shape is there, the naughty Catholic school girl skirt, the dark roots with the blond hair, and the magnificent globes of wonderment.
Alas, there's the hint of orange on her, and no matter how delicious that New Orleans treat is, it is still a baguette.
# posted by : 6:11 PM
: 6:11 PM
I would sleep on those flesh pillows for days.
and by sleep, I mean deposit baby batter.
and by sleep, I mean deposit baby batter.
# posted by : 6:34 PM
: 6:34 PM
Karen didn't pay much attention to the "may cause anal leakage" warning on her prescription.
Browboy Bobby wished she had.
Browboy Bobby wished she had.
# posted by : 6:58 PM
: 6:58 PM
I think I'm going to do my PhD thesis on the way the ribbing of her tank-top wraps around her boobie. Sweet Jeebus.
Spank Tarnishian.
Heh heh heh.
I'm going back to the 'Baitroom to spank my tarnishian while thinking of those bosoms.
Heh heh heh.
I'm going back to the 'Baitroom to spank my tarnishian while thinking of those bosoms.
I mean the thing I like best about this pic is knowing it'll pop up again for the 2010 douchies' golden globes category. I mean they're golden in oh so many ways. And I'm starting a riot if db1 doesn't make them finalists.
@ Mr Biggs
There will be a new category in the '10 Douchies : Douchiest Use Of Unhuman Brow Growth
You heard it hear first
There will be a new category in the '10 Douchies : Douchiest Use Of Unhuman Brow Growth
You heard it hear first
Actually this guy looks a little like "Vahe" from my favorite Persian restaurant, "Davek's House of Lamb" in Glendale ,CA
No one prepares "Lamb Brains Fricassee" like they do. So I've heard ...
No one prepares "Lamb Brains Fricassee" like they do. So I've heard ...
He is the love child of D'Artagnan and Frida Kahlo.
He also makes poor little wooden me, make me wanna hurl like my idiot cousin who can't handle his likker HERE.
He also makes poor little wooden me, make me wanna hurl like my idiot cousin who can't handle his likker HERE.
@ Jacques
Hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed that little tid-bit.
Them salmons sure can boogie.
Not sure if I should pop some pills now and see how wired I get while trying to blog late into the night like the loser that I am, OR, wait a couple hours like a more sensible human being.
Maybe I'll compromise and wait ten minutes.
Hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed that little tid-bit.
Them salmons sure can boogie.
Not sure if I should pop some pills now and see how wired I get while trying to blog late into the night like the loser that I am, OR, wait a couple hours like a more sensible human being.
Maybe I'll compromise and wait ten minutes.
I think the eyebrows are actually the left over electrical tape bleethy used to harness and prop up her jugs. This picture is an example of a gal in a best case pose; decent rack, a face that's off and well-below average hair. If the douchebag wasn't such a douchebag she wound't get much of a look.
Also, look at Eye Browbot's fucking terrible posture and belly that's lurking underneath his bad Costco brand v-neck t-shirt that even Simon Cowell wouldn't wear or use to wipe off after tagging one of his model/groupies. Plus I'd welcome a little orange tinge to this dickwaddouchebag's complexion.
Also, look at Eye Browbot's fucking terrible posture and belly that's lurking underneath his bad Costco brand v-neck t-shirt that even Simon Cowell wouldn't wear or use to wipe off after tagging one of his model/groupies. Plus I'd welcome a little orange tinge to this dickwaddouchebag's complexion.
This is what you get when you walk into a salon and say to the lady who's going to work on you "Yo, riceball, stop ching-chong-chinketty-chonking with her slant-eyed friend and get yer raggedy gook ass over here and pluck my f*ckin' brows you think I gots all day Jesus."
It happens every...single...time he goes in and gets his brows done. Every single time.
It happens every...single...time he goes in and gets his brows done. Every single time.
^ Except the time he tried to pay his cousin Freddy use his patented fire technique to sculpt his eye hedges.
Tweezing and waxing were not needed for the next five months. And the ER bills certainly outweighed his attempt to bypass the salon for some savings.
Tweezing and waxing were not needed for the next five months. And the ER bills certainly outweighed his attempt to bypass the salon for some savings.
This post reminds me of those pieces of shit that believe in Intelligent Desig... err... those fuccen conservati... ehhh, those... those...
... hell I'm afraid to say anything anymore after the Thread We Don't Speak Of Part II today.
Thank goodness this isn't a picture of Bob Barr's son.
... hell I'm afraid to say anything anymore after the Thread We Don't Speak Of Part II today.
Thank goodness this isn't a picture of Bob Barr's son.
# posted by : 11:01 PM
: 11:01 PM
With the final season of "Nip Tuck" winding slowly to a close and his job as John Hensley's stunt double soon to end, Blowbot contemplated his future and realized he never, ever had one to begin with.
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# posted by : 11:09 PM
: 11:09 PM
By the way, after much time spent unsober watching animated shows, I have decided that I want Fry and Bender from "Futurama" to move in next door.
Those silly pudwhacks never cease to entertain me, with Fry's silly stupidity and Bender's penchant for smooking, boozing, and thieving, I am never left unsatisfied.
What does that have to do with douches? Well, Dr. Zoidberg is completely pathetic choad, and his barnacly ass deserves much mock. And Amy well fits her role as a hott, even borderline bleeth, and would complete the commingling.
And Fry and Bender are cool. And I want to be friends.
That is all.
Those silly pudwhacks never cease to entertain me, with Fry's silly stupidity and Bender's penchant for smooking, boozing, and thieving, I am never left unsatisfied.
What does that have to do with douches? Well, Dr. Zoidberg is completely pathetic choad, and his barnacly ass deserves much mock. And Amy well fits her role as a hott, even borderline bleeth, and would complete the commingling.
And Fry and Bender are cool. And I want to be friends.
That is all.
oh firm Karen. i would totally bleach out your orangeness.
whoa since when was i able to bleach out an orangified hott?
well, uh, failing that, i will just mock the Browbot.
whoa since when was i able to bleach out an orangified hott?
well, uh, failing that, i will just mock the Browbot.
I've never wanted to be a necklace so bad in my life. Speaking of which, if she'd let me, I'd GLADLY supply her with a new necklace.......
....wait for it.....
...wait.....
....yep, a brand new pearl necklace. I am predictable.
....wait for it.....
...wait.....
....yep, a brand new pearl necklace. I am predictable.
# posted by : 6:42 AM
: 6:42 AM
Good lord, Karen's necklace is draped right through that voluptuous landscape known as "heaven"...
...and Browbot's gratuitously blasphemous necklace will likely land him in hell.
...and Browbot's gratuitously blasphemous necklace will likely land him in hell.
Karen would be my new #1 girl if it weren't for all that orange. Wait.. maybe it's soluable in saliva.. and I could lick it all off.
Yup, that does it! She's my #1 gal, and I now have a boner. Thank you for that, Karen.
Yup, that does it! She's my #1 gal, and I now have a boner. Thank you for that, Karen.
even Jeebus bling is bulging in the middle for Cara's chesties.... while Vincenzo only gets eyebrow erections since his wise guy gelding ritual
thats actually part of a chinese character tat. you only see the rest of it when he closes his brown eye.
He's grade A douche.
She'd be twice as hott if it wasn't for the horrid fake tan she's got. Whatever happened to looking your best without tons of fake crap all over your face and body?
She'd be twice as hott if it wasn't for the horrid fake tan she's got. Whatever happened to looking your best without tons of fake crap all over your face and body?
ropa cabesa haji tengo no chingon puedo pinchie Al Qaeda mata dos levas wetta y arabia. wetta eres damaged goods
KAREN: when you're hot, you're hot. Steamin', smokin' hot.
EYE BROWBOT: some tarantula lost its legs.
(and more five o'clock shadow than Dick Nixon ever had)
BOTH: matching white shirts go a long way towards projecting a clean image here.
EYE BROWBOT: some tarantula lost its legs.
(and more five o'clock shadow than Dick Nixon ever had)
BOTH: matching white shirts go a long way towards projecting a clean image here.
In the presence of Karen's mighty chest, Browbot's eyebrow thickened because his eyes have a hard-on! Oh my goodness, it's the next stage of hott-gawking evolution: eyebrow erections! How glorious!
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