He looks like he is sucking spaghetti in a wind tunnel.
 

Oh, don't worry about Lisa, DB1. Medusa is showing her the Playpen orientation video as we speak, and I'm making some tweaks to our new hydraulic system, The Pussy Crushinator.
 

See, Jaime here followed my advice and stocked up on black tar heroin.

And she's having a great time.

Told you so.
 

His lips resemble two healthy beetle larvae doing the lambada.



...or something.













Time to start drinkin’ again.
 

Blow out
Lip gloss
Under armor sale at Dick's
Unearned dogtags
kissy lips

But where is the orange? Half-ass Pud, half-ass.
 

Lisa has been saved!!! Good start to my day.
 

Eudora maintained a firm grasp on her bazooka as she zeroed the sight on the douchie coupling before her and quietly squeezed the trigger.
 

Same headband different shirt. this is a different party with the same douche.

Sad Lisa died of asphyxiation due to inhaling lethal concentrations of Axe body spray. Her parents made a plea for all hotts to "just run for air" when confronted with a brace of guidos.

Will somebody please stop these killers before they strike again?
 

Lisa may have escaped , but this chick is a hag.

In a few years she's gonna look like Zombo






.. heh heh, that oughta get a rise out of the Baron
 

Sometimes it's nice to get back to the good `ol fashioned guido douche. The Original Bagsters. And by good I mean vomit. On my keyboard with a little bit on the dog.
 

@Vin,

Zombo? I thought that was Dee Snyder in your link.
 

He can have Jamie, for she is not-a-hot. Ugly girls need love too, at least so I am told.
 

@Vin

If by hag you mean fag hag I'm going to have to agree with you. You do not wear lipgloss when you're a guy without contemplating a few rounds of schlong sword fighting. I can't tell for sure here though as
I just got back from Arizona and my gaydar got all fucked up from the overload.

She looks like a cross between Hillary Duff and Marisa Coughlan and I kinda dig it. I'm also a sucker for peacock earrings.
 

I had the same look on my face when I saw my first live bait vending machine. Priceless!
 

I apologize for beating this dead horse like Matt Stafford stroking his porch beef, but when did Sea Sheppard hire DarkSock and his buddies to pilot their boat?
 

what the hell is the point of the kiss-lips? is he kissing the camera, the person taking the picture, or the person looking at the picture? either way, it's gotta be one of the most scrotastic manifestations of douchebaggery... right up there with the rocker hand gesture and middle finger. jaime should punch this guy in his kissy-lipped face, but she's probably happy just to get some as she is (agreeable to douchesquire's previous statement) not-a-hot.
 

Though they were both into whips and black leather,
He had secrets he won't share with Heather ,
His fetish was thorough,
He felated a burro,
Now donkey jizz sealed his red lips together.
 

@uscrascal, Much research still needs to be done but the preliminary indications are that kissy lips is a mating signal to other douchebags, expressing the shape, size and readiness of their poohole.
 

The Ghost of Lisa, standing on Jamie's right shoulder, is about to bend over and whisper into Jamie's ear, "Ruuuunnnn biiiiitchhh!!! (Oh, and you should let Bagnon' pee in your butt, too. I'm just sayin'.)

Meanwhile, Faggy McSphinctermouth stares deep into my soul. Which has now died.
 

New girl isn't as hot as Lisa. Rogue Pud is moving down the hott food chain, which is a good thing.

BTW, I just thought of the plural pronoun for choadscrote:

An axe of douchebags.

Thoughts?
 

I like it, but "a scrotum of douchebags" is the first thing that came to mind.

Is the bar open yet?
 

Seriously ... is there some toy factory in Jersey that's putting out all these identical replicas? Yeesh.

Oh, I get it. They refurbished the Trolls plant with android technology.
 

Macking on your mom is definitely NOT cool.

That chick in the background has the largest porch beef torpedo I've ever seen. DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!
 

a pair of kissy lips this close up does the kind of damage to your brain not seen since Joey Porsche's romp through HCwDB.
 

Richard Simmons clone.
 

Kissy Lips does a nice cat's anus imitation.
 

Even though I am a committed misanthrope I still have a hard time believing any guy in this day and age takes the kissy face seriously. Except for true Jerz Guido douchebags.

This guy for example is just a fucking disgrace. Does that qualify one to be a DB?
 

First off the girls not even hot, second-the only thing those glossy bitch-lips require now is a knuckle sandwich to bust those pouty bastards open
 

I agree Anon...I'd like to bust those fag lips.
 

Having just returned from PetSmart, I would say that PudBro here is more of a kissing gourami and worth dunking into the aquarium.

Lisa is worth a clean filter and generous feeding.