First?
Poor Ashlee!
 

I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
 

Same hotel, same swimming pool, same bikini. Different choads. Ashlee gets around...

I had a chance to stop this back in the 70's during my pizza campus delivery days. Could have taken out entire frats with a couple of pies and prevented them from breeding.

I blame myself.
 

I see Greg Lubeanus and his teammates with a mini-hott.

I also see that petite little Ashlee still has poop for brains. So, if I put my dinkis in her ear, would that be sodomy?
 

Three Bags and a Little Bleeth
 

the guy who her vagina is pointed at gets a nottadouche pass.

Do you think women are becoming adept at noting the "douche-biters" (as some anon asshole labeled me cuz i admit, i like trance) who are just trying to do it cuz "chicks like it" and are picking up their first Ed Hardy's in 2010 from the real deal, OG, douche-trend-starting db's and sticking to original douche?

or, does it not matter when you picked up the trend, there is no hierarchy once you're in, similar to Project Mayhem?

Army of Douche-ness
 

She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was as nervous as she could be
She was afraid to come out of the locker
She was afraid that in her butt someone would pee

Two, three, four, tell the people what she wore

It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Little Purple Plaid Bikini
That she wore every freakin' single day
It was an Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Little Purple Plaid Bikini
So in the douche circle, she wanted to stay

Two, three, four, stick your wang into her more...
 

oh, and what i was trying to say before or get to was that this is a nottadouche actually with a girl and 2 wanna-be douchebags* kinda hanging around and trying to look cool.

These guys are the pool version of Night at the Roxbury.

*which could still make them douchebags

Army of Douche-ness
 

I would like to touch her barreh like a tropical priest.

That is all.
 

Mike "The Situation" really gets around;
Agree with somebody above that the two-banded bandit gets a DB pass. The others are mild forms but the hair does it.
Oh, and she's HOT.
 

Ashlee loves Matt Stafford's parties.

Speaking of Matt Stafford, today's sports headline says "NFL player slams Tebow." I didn't click on the link, but if I had, I imagine it would've read "...in the butt."

The article would then go on to say that Tebow, "loved it" and "would definitely try that again. I've always wondered what it's like to be a receiver."
 

@Mr. White

Ah, the classics. Dr. Dimento would be proud.
 

Munchausen syndrome
she suffers
greek sausgae sandwich
 

My sex life consists of women making poor choices. Thank God for all the little Ashleys.
 

Is that the Situation?
 

My over inflated sense of self-worth makes me believe that any woman that doesn't want me made a poor choice.

I mean who wouldn't want a guy who lives rent free in his mother's basement?
 

These guys are not douchebags. I would classify them as tools. They just ooze beta-male for some reason.
 

woohaa...friday thoughts and links...

get some.
 

Somebody better plug Lämp in and get his bulb warmed up. Something tells me that Vin's ode to APLaP has got DB1 searching for one of his finer specimens today.
 

Stage 1 Bags, if that. Is it just me, or does Ashlee's smile look kinda nervous?
 

It's raining, freezing and I'm getting as irritated as my pecker after being beaten off with my jeans still on.
 

Shes nervous that terminator glasses will taste kissy-face's seed later as he drunkenly attempts to find the man in the boat.
 

With hope, those dudes will choose to dive off the little bridge thing behind them.
 

Ashlee is quite the cutie.
 

how do you say "airtight" in frat parlance?
 

Unfortunately, Ashlee has gone from Hottest Girl Next Door to Hottest Girl Next Whore :(

Hopefully though, at this very moment, God's wrath has reached NJ with a new Ice Age that will freeze all of the Cro-Magnon Jerz Pud in prisons of ice.


-noobbag
 

Hotter than most, but no longer a GND hott, methinks. You're defined by the company you repeatedly keep, Ashlee.
 

Hmmmm. Did DB1 pic this while he was in Vegas?

I'm still eerily afraid that he is going to bust out the personal collection photoshoot that he instigated last weekend while in Vegas.

I picture DB1 using his MTV power to have waivers ready and a crew of camera men on the scene wherever he went in order to capture some very specific douche. With the same precision and scientific prowess as Darwin on the USS Beagle.

Or he just got mega drunk on the 'Train and gambled away his earnings from the second season of ISRGOWH.
 

Ashlee loves the taste of roofies and date rape!
 

Behind them, suspended on the bridge, is Plinky's distended and bleached rectum.

County is no place for a soft boy like Plink.
 

Ashley,

I hate you.








Still wanna make out though?
 

@ MG 9:34

Hell, I like trance, too. Great for when I'm doing something semi-important and I don't want to get sucked into and distracted by the music. I'll forget where I am and start picking out the nuances of a Neil Peart drum fill. But, put on some trance and I'm just noddin' along, disengaged, gettin' shit done.

Good question, though. Like, are there ways to distinguish "old money" from the nouveau riche? My dear sister, the immortal Noomsie Oblongata, had a theory from her days working retail at Polo Ralph Lauren....

"You can always tell new money by the amount of jewelry...they buy a bunch of gold, most of it looks like crap, and they wear it all at once, trying to show off and make it look like they're part of it. And they crap their pants over the price of a pair of socks but they'll still buy a thousand dollar dress. The real wealthy ones come in looking like plainclothes police officers, you notice nothing about them...until you're blinded by their 223 carat wedding ring when they hand you their platinum card."

I think it's the effort put in....Gonzi may be a bandwagon jumper, with his over-the-top adouchetrements and hanging on a crowd of chicks that might have been afraid of him two years ago when he was more "street". Now, you look at Pumpy, god bless his soul, all he needed was a stone face and a boob grab and that said it all.

Ashlee--I weep for your wasted future.

In the meantime, I'm off to file a lawsuit. I'm way better looking, much more sadistic, and funnier than this no-talent assclown seems to think.
 

I sense an airtight seal in her future.

Ouch.
 

I think the RULE is that the Girl Next Door always has several Boys Next Door clamoring to get into her DOOR. Front and/or back.
 

Hi Ashlee.

I too was a fratbag in college.

I know your type, and let's see what EbLT has to share - mushrooms, some blow, little grass aaannnnd - there they go!


Those panties drop quick don't they?
 

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MURDER DEATH CULTURE FAIL!
 

Waitwaitwait. See the second 'bag from the right? This isn't Spring Break. Ashlee's just an extra on Burn Notice.
 

@ Medusa 7:25 pm

When you file your lawsuit give me the name of your lawyer; I need to send a cease and desist to these little shits.
 

Damn northern fraternitys
 

Oh, DarkSock, just send them the link to www.dressocks.com, er whatever, that'll make 'em pause.

You DID copyright your avatar, didn't you???
 

If the middle douche flexed his stomach any harder he would shit himself