Holy fuck, Batman, she's nice!
 

Get some!
 

I see that the Swedish gunman from "Die Hard" has fallen on hard times.

Still macking on the underage hotts though.

Good for you generic large Swedish guy. Milk that death by chain strangulation for as long as you can.
 

where's that douche Wedgie?

his fins and his dick come in DFL.

GET SOME!
 

The face of the douche.....
It's constant.
 

Escher just saw Bagface's shirt, put a gun up to his own head, pulled the trigger, and bullets shot out of his elbow.
 

"I vill bake you"
 

His head looks like an old wooden dock pier with 2 years worth of pelican poo on it.

Her head looks like a parking spot for my yogurt bus.



what?
 

That's it honey, keep pushing on that shank until you feel it come out his back.
 

Me thinks Dolf used the Pam as a hair gel. What a greasy douche.

Oh, sweet Inga. Did daddy really hurt that badly that you must do this to him?
 

So I have been working on a theory on bag face for a little while now. Although incomplete, here it is. This is all Ben Stiller's fault. What started as a joke after watching Zoolander spread down to the budding baglings whom did not quite grasp the humor in it, as they were at the time of the movies release, too young. Thinking that this was a cool thing to do because their elders were doing it, they spread this awful gesture of the mildly "special" throughout the junior high schools of America. So in closing, Fuck Fish Slap, I mean Ben Stiller.
 

@sad robot

I concur. Also (and I know I may get slammed for this), I think the sorry state of comedy today can, at least in part, be blamed on Ben Stiller, due to his extreme un-funniness. He's the spastic kid from your third grade class who really, really needed medication and therapy but just didn't get it. His monkey sounds and attempts to crawl inside his own desk are funny for a day or two, but after a while you just want him to shut the fuck up and sit still so the teacher will stop screaming.

Imagine a world where Ben Still and Bill Hicks were swapped. That is a world I would want to live in.

Especially if, in that world, Famke wants to put on a barely-there sweater dress and spank me for being a naughty boy.
 

He looks like the Russian from that Rocky movie
 

If this guy isn't a dead ringer for famous Hollywood Swede Dolph Lundgren in his heyday, I don't know who is.

I come in peace!
But you go in pieces, asshole.

Best... line... ever.
 

@ Mr. White

I concur. Ben Stiller is as funny as rectal cancer. His father, especially as Frank Costanza, is very funny. Ben Stiller = poo.
 

Okay, what's with the disturbing trend of douchebaggery happening in kitchens these days? I can immediately think of Stackhouse, the Slackergag, Spot and the God that isn't, this guy... and that's only in the last couple weeks!

Seriously now, if I have to give up my extra-curricular activities in the culinary arts on account of a douche-takeover, somebody's gonna get punched in the spleen.
 

PS. Yer sorry-ass faux-maple cabinets suck, Dieter. Now, wash that f*cking cutting board before somebody catches E.Coli!
 

@ Scrotato Head:

That's not an Escher drawing--rather, it's one of those 3D images. If you stare long enough, you'll see that it's a clitoris. And blondie is rubbing it. With her left boob. While smiling at me.
 

Scrotato head @12:37 really funny stuff.

As far as Ben Stiller, I am a bit confused. This thread indicates that he is the antichrist of comedy. But just last Friday DB1 called the Ben Stiller Show "Game Changing Sketch Comedy". Is it antichrist or Game Changer? Or Both?
 

Dolph Lundgren keeps looking better and better as the years go on.
 

DB1,

Are there particular faces that classify as auto-douche? Haven't baghunters determined the kissy-face (when no one else is doing it in the picture) to be auto-pud?
 

Hans Gruber: Oh, yes. What was it you said to me before? "Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker."
 

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It looks like Q*Bert-puked on his shirt. And his head.
 

Given the text of the question - Is Maury suggesting that this scrote has ONLY the face as a sign? No mention of hair, or shirt?
 

Cut him some slack. Her other hand is jammed up his ass. You'd make that face, too.
 

Oops, just read the thread. It's really just a picture of anon 12:32 and his speech therapist.

DFL that, motherfucker.
 

@ The Stiller-hatters:

Thank god. I thought it was only me. A cat that can flush a toilet upstaged that guy. Ben Stiller is proof positive that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. But it can roll downhill, get whacked by every rock on the way down, and then land in a giant pile of cow shit.


This guy's doucheosity is only beginning with his face.

@ Bagnonymous 1:25
Amen! Well, it's the rise of a disturbing new trend....remember for a while how much douche part shenannigans took place in laundry rooms? Then it was the bathroom, now it's the kitchen.

....out of curiosity, what are you making tonight? My main course is still encased in ice....
 

^ Party.

Nice work, Fish tits.
 

Douche Lundgren
 

Sock

"Yogurt bus".

I love Biloxi humor. Funny.

PS:
Have you gotten 65 inches of rain yet this year?
 

@ Medusa:

Oh, just a little Porch Beef Helper with a side of greens... you know, the ol' standby.
 

Priest + Kissy Face = Douchebag
 

Mr Scrotato Head...

Escher just saw Bagface's shirt, put a gun up to his head, fired, and a flock of Canada geese in flight on a quilt-top took formation.

She's readying the top for joining to the bottom on the quilt frame, and he's needling her to go ahead, stick him and see what happens next.
 

Stiller and Maera rocked. Their spawn, Ben, is only so so. There is worse. Yes, Andy Dick, I'm looking at you...
 

I would say, the facial expression, or lack thereof, is the most important douche-trait.
 

Its Drago!
 

because this pic was taken in a kitchen, i'm going to assume that both of them are horrible cooks.

yep. that totally made sense.
 

We have a Hall of Hott contender. Why a kitchen backdrop? Who cares. We can't loose the forest for the trees, and this tree has lots of wood.
 

@ Wedgie:

That 65" usually occurs in one afternoon, as a massive perfect cube of water the size of 20 city blocks that plummets down from the stratosphere and kills all like within a mile or two.

True story. Look it up on Wikipedia.