Is that Donavon McNabb?
 

those legs crush VW's


get some!
 

I think I got an std just looking at that pic.

I know my computer did.

yikes!
 

Airplane glue is a hell of a drug.

Nicely done, DB1. That's the skankiest pile of chlamydia I've ever seen. Her crabs have crabs.

AV
 

Usually I like a little thunder in the thigh, but not when they're attached to post-op transsexual Pepa.

Give me a little Spinderella any day, though.
 

She's indicating that she just went #2 in her dress. And it's turning Joey on. The smell is... intoxicating.
 

Crap. Just lost my lunch. Urrrrpp....
 

The comingling of her crabs and Joey's crabs later resulted in this.

AV
 

Her box probably wreaks of Red Bull, garlic, and sun cured anchovies.

I think my dick just flinched.
 

Bleeth has spread to her limbic system and metastasized in her lips.

She looks like a manatee.
 

Damn. I'll bet she has to use a backhoe to shave her legs.
 

"Let's talk about sex, baby,
Let's talk about you and me,
Let's talk about BLALAARRRRF....

HUUUAAA-BAAARRRRRFFFF!!

GURGLE GURBEL RETCH BARRRFFFF!!!!"
 

THIS IS WHAST HPPENS WHEN YOU AHVE ABSOFUCCENLUTELY NO FUCCEN TAMRAL!

HEARR MY FUCCEN WORDS AND REPENNT NOW, SLAPWGHOARS!!
 

You need the jaws of life to spread her labia majora.
 

Flyteeth speaks, you fuccen hatters!
 

At the behest of the attending doctor, Hubert continued to extol the virtues of breathing and remaining calm to his beloved, as she painfully birthed their first child… aptly named Percy.
 

I bet her not-so-fun bags excrete the latest HIV cocktail. and there proud papa is, with a smizz-oke for the scrote about to emerge.
 

Her perineum ate a puppy once.
 

She shat out the Andes once.
 

Douchbaguette for sure. Hott? Hell no!

They still need to be hot to be featured on HCwDBs.

I want an ass pear eye cleanse. It is a simple home remedy, but it works.
 

Her Percy has pleurisy.
 

They toss her legs at the Scottish Highland Games.
 

Her clitoral hood doubles as a circus tent.
 

She uses 3 tons of steel wool and a team of draft horses to wipe her ass.
 

Samurai Scrote once punched her in the vag. He got wrist deep until he stopped an proclaimed, "oh man, this shit is sick" and pulled his fist out.
 

I knew feeding my tarmal grade C porch beef would have unforseen consequences.
 

She tried to ride a leopard once. Crushed the dang thing.

But at least she got a nice dress out of the situation.
 

By waving her meatflaps, she chums for douche in a haze of rophenol and Grey Goose.
 

NASA studied her labia majora in order to design doors for their Vehicle Assembly Building.
 

42 metric tons of carbon was released into the atmosphere the last time she waxed her bikini line.

Once she had a full Brazilian. The average worldwide temperature rose 0.2 degrees C.
 

She exhales pure hepatitis.
 

Secret®: It's strong enough for a man, but not for this bitch.
 

Her friends say she has a nice personality.
 

Her farts are class 4.
 

Is it just me or does Joey here look a little like Bram Stoker's Dracula with that haircut?
 

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her in the vagina once. Her vulva bit his foot off, ate it, and 12 hours later crapped it out her nipple.
 

My eyes! The googles do nothing!
 

She pees aquanet. True story.
 

Hey SPKR, isn't that Janice from the Muppet Show? Image anyone?
 

Nice gams...is she playing in the game on Sunday?
 

The face of her watch is actually 7" in diameter.
 

VAG-BLAM!
 

That's not a purse between her legs--it's actually a 21" Samsonite Roll-a-Way carry-on.
 

Here's a picture of her gynecologist taking his interns on a tour of her vagina.
 

That purse alone could infect an entire colony of Amish with the virus. That's how potent she is. Gotta nuke the site from orbit for this one. Only way to be sure.
 

@DarkSock

Better say some prayers my friend. Snow is headed your way.

From my experience many years ago DC couldn't shovel their way out of a sandbox.

Which is where, I believe, my neighbor's cat deposited these two semi-conscious turds.
 

Alright bitches, I'm off to Vegas for the Super Bowl.

Perhaps the drinks wil be free and I can find an interesting craps table that wants "Vin The Impactor" to come crush it's pussy.

For the game, I'm betting Saints , currently +5 and the overs 58 points.

The way I see it there's two kind of Super Bowls, blowouts and games decided by a field goal.

I'm looking at the latter = 31-28. Cover and Over.

Plus do you know how hard it is for a Patriots fan to root for Peyton-face Manning?

Out.
 

Wait til Borat gets a whiff of her manballs.
 

That pussy crushed Stackhouse.
 

There better be one hell of an ass-pear today to make up for this abomination of skank douchery. I..oh God...RRRREEETTTCCHHHH. I can't...oh no....RRRRRRRREEEEETTTTCCHHH...
 

She was originally cast as "the monster" in the video for Aphex Twin's "Come to Daddy," but upon seeing her, most of the focus group audience simultaneously shat and puked. They opted for this guy instead, because most people found him more palatable.
 

Is this first known picture of Plinky's mom in the wild?
 

I can't take these stupid comments anymore!



PEAR! STAT!
 

DB1,
You should really include the picture credit here for the zookeeper that sent this in.
 

@ Mr. Scrotato Head 12:09

It is already snowing as if Scarface's left nostril exploded here. Flakes the size of quarters.

No worries though; I'm from Biloxi.

Wait...it NEVER FUCCEN SNOWS IN BILOXI! GAAAHHH! I'M FUCCED! PANICOPTERZ....

No food here to sustain me, except the pint of Jim Beam in my luggage, and the $10 a pop assorted candy and nuts and beer in the hotel mini-bar...and some Rolaids...

I need to single out a little fucker in the subway; kill him, skin and gut him in the tub...microwave his muscle tissue like porch beef and eat it whole and piecemeal like Grendel....yeah, yeah...but first I'm going to have a bleu cheese bacon burger and a pitcher of brewpub swill at the Capitol City Brewery across the street. Then, murder and eat someone.

BRB
 

Football is gay.
 

I think we know where the other 75% of the missing mass in the universe is at now.
 

Oh, and Beaulah in the photo apparently still has the barstool top stuck in her vag. If she farts it will kill half the dance floor with fecal coated shrapnel (shartnel?).

Vin there smells of Brut 33, ketones and failure.
 

Is there some kind of Wild Kindom video of the ape eating that leopard that it is wearing? Man, that's gotta be some fucked up shit.
 

@Jacques Doucheteau 11:42

Game, set, match.

My penis wants to punch you in the face, DB1. I've seen it, I can't un-see it.
 

Him: "She has a flava. I likee."

Her: "Yeah, I sweat bacon grease."
 

@Jacques Doucheteau 11:42

Just because a bunch of guys in shiny pants pile on top of each other and writhe around, it doesn't mean they're gay.

Homosexual, perhaps.

But gay? C'mon.
 

Ew.

Nuff said.
 

Seismologists at NOAA determined that her last queef was responsible for the Haitian earthquake. Too soon?
 

I prefer college football myself, especially Pac-10 conference. That's when you can witness the Trojans penetrating deep into Beaver territory.
 

Here's some substitute ass pear for y'all.

Cuz I'm just that nice of a guy.
 

shut up douche-toe!!
 

her box has had more STDs pile out of it than a Mexican clown car

her box has seen more STD than gynecologist at a free clinic in Uganda

her box is scarier than Pandora's
 

69 - with neither of them.
 

She scares Bleeths straight.
 

@ Vin Douchal 12:14

Can't root for the Colts either, so I'm rooting for the over, my squares to hit, and Peyton Manning to have his leg snap like an Italian breadstick.

This will make me rich and happy.
 

Management was forced to burn their club to the ground as they were unable to clean this booth to local hygiene standards.
 

Two questions:

(1) Is there any reason at all for one to look at this picture? When I was a kid, sights like this were common in the 24-hour diners of Canarsie early Sunday morning, but they were never worth preserving.

(2) Is there some kind of ball game this weekend?
 

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Jimminy effin Christmas. I'd take a bite out of that ass so hard, when he swung around to see what happened, the resulting cock slap to my temple would render me unconscious for a week. In the interim, I would dream about massaging that ass with warm olive oil until I mistook the hand cramps for orgasms. Thank you very, very much.


I like man ass. Sue me.



RE this pic...Found the next in the sequence!!! Her Vag Reveal!

7:10 PM
 

So sue me for using it again, but I was thinking this was a more appropriate vag reveal.
 

I saw that girl in Chunky Buns Magazine.
 

@ Medusa 7:10

You meant that for the ass link Jacques put up at 12:55, I ass-sume?


Yes, yes I did.
 

Jacques:

Please do not post any more pic links for the rest of the weekend.

Thanks very much,

Signed,

My Eyes
 

This snow storm (Columbus got hammered too DS) is killing my posting.


As I mentioned below - in my younger years, I was a frat bag. In *my day* I saw way worse come through my drug and booze addled door.
 

@ Wedge

Granted. The gin and new issue of Guns & Ammo has made me feel a little giddy.

On the weekends I'm usually too busy to post anyway.
 

how come nobody seemed to have requested that DB1 share stories of hotts dumping their douchey boyfriends?

Paulina Pakos was a long time ago, people (and besides, she was a bleeth who was dumped by her boyfriend, not the other way around). we need new inspiration.
 

Wait...someone would lick that? Brave man.
 

She uses a VW with a bad engine mount as her Sybian.
 

Those aren't leopard spots, those are dingleberries...and his skin is burnt orange next to that pink licker of his.
 

The wife and I imagine any number of other straight females viewing this page would like to thank Jacques Doucheteau for posting that other ass pear.

It will be re-imagined over and over and over again during tomorrow's Big Game.