Ed Hardy hat, variety of beers and an empty bottle of Sliwowitz.

I don't know much, but I do know they're gonna feel like shit tomorrow.

Sliwowitz is just awful.
 

DB1 didn't create the douchebag, he only elevated our collective understanding of them,thereby shining the light on them. When you buy a new car, cell phone, shirt, whatever, the ratio of those items in your sphere of observation probably does not change, only your consciousness of those said items. Previously, you had no reason to pay attention to them. Now that you know about them, you think they are everywhere. Then you think "Dammit, why don't I have a flamethrower when I walk past Hollister in the mall!"
 

She looks fun, like skinny dipping and sex in the pool after a bunch of beers on a first date fun. And she appears to have the proper buoyancy control devices affixed to her chest to make that a very enjoyable experience without fear of drowning.

Too bad she was likely filled with Douche-jizz within minutes of this photo being taken.
 

I just like boobies, and DB1 does an exemplary job of putting them on display.

Thus, I consider the site a jiggling success.
 

The answer is no.
 

Endemic Rot's pretty good; they opened for Cephalic Carnage in New Orleans once.


There sat on their table a bucket
Filled with spooge after she'd suck it;
After draining the pump
in the bucket she'd dump
But her dong with tape she must tuck it.
 

backyard buttholin' volume 8: the bottle hider
 

Think of it this way. Burt Reynolds didn't create sexy, he just set the standard by which all men must be measured.
 

Did Elton John and Jimmy Buffett singing at AIDS benefits actually increase the amount of AIDS in the world? No. Well, maybe in Buffett's case.
 

There is an old scientific precept regarding changes inherent in measurement. The act of viewing and judging the G-Virus can alter its behavior, even if this is unintentional.

As awareness of what we view as traits of the d-bag grows, we should expect some elements of society to embrace them, even as we abhor these traits, and mock them mercilessly.

Case in point: High Desert Choad, pictured here. With a perfectly fine plaid cap sitting on the table before him, easily donned for acceptable accoutrement, he instead has chosed an Ed Hardy lid.

What can you do? You can lead the horse to water, but you can't make him drink. Just like the dickweed that is drinking Bud with Heinekens sitting in front of him (her).

OK, gotta go. For some reason, this picture has made me thirsty.
 

This dude is pretty funny
 

Like this gem
 

This is better
 

^ Jacques

Excuse me. I need to bleach my eyes.

BTW, your cartoon confuses a pink sock and a donkey punch. Check yer urban dictionary.
 

We don't cause the Grieco virus, we just diagnose it sir.
 

DB1-Any more pics of this Marissa Miller/Farrah Type? She puts the cucumber in my tzaziki.
 

these are Canadian douches/douchettes, note belmont/dumaurier cigarette packs which to my knowledge are only found in Canada
 

Does Donald Trump's presence increase the number of bad comb-overs?

Does the presence of the Black Eyed Peas increase the number of gawd awful sell-out bands?

Does the presence of Seth Rogan increase the number of movies made? (Well, sorry, in this case "yes", to my chagrin.)

Does the presence of Stackhouse degrade the IQ's of all Americans?

Can you get totally ripped in just 30 days without working out?

Big questions. I have no answers. I only like Bewbs.
S
 

HCwDB is no more at fault of spreading the Grieco virus than film critics are at fault of causing Hollywood to continuously churn out crap.

but y'know what? without film critics, who in the mass media will call out 90% of the BS that comes out of Hollywood?

... okay so HCwDB's job isn't nearly as glamorous as those of syndicated newspaper columnists. whatever man. FUCK.

whysoserious.
 

Thursday night is TV night at the Scrotato Head compound. We're big fans of the NBC line up. We were all surprised to have our beloved term "Douche" used twice in the first 10 minutes of Community, and then again in the opening sequence of Parks and Recreation.

HCwDB is no more responsible for the spread of the douchepocolypse than D-con is for the spread of poison resistent cockroaches across New York City or McDonalds is for the rapid rise in morbid obesity and the sale of elastic waste band pants. That's like saying the Romans are responsible for spreaking Christianity because they beat the shit out of Jesus and hung him up on a popcycle stick for everyone to gawk at. Or that Paris Hilton is responsible for the derth of celebreality TV because she made wads of cash on her lame-ass show that no one remembers. Or that MTV killed the music industry by making it all about the image instead of the music.

I could go on and on with example after example of why HCwDB is not responsible for the spreading of the Grieco virus. The point is, hearing people say "douchebag" on tv is f*cking funny.
 

The only full can in this photo is hers.
 

The douche has been brought into the light. They scurry like roaches on a tramp steamers galley when the light comes on or they are exposed here on HCWDB.
 

There's is no question the HCWDBs has raised douchebag awareness and at the same time has made the douchebag trend more popular.

Just like stories about bukkake, huffing,self-mutilation and anoerexia nauseate normal folks, there is a small percentage of people who take up such deviant behavior when they find out about it.

However, this isn't to say the site should be blamed for encouraging douchebag behavior. Quite the contrary, as the ridicule this site has brought down on the douchebag quarter far outweighs any tangential negative effects that could come from people being attracted to this ass-hattery.
 

Very meta, but really you're just calling to attention an atrocity that has infiltrated our society for far too long. Now that we see, we cannot unsee. And we see poo.
 

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She's clearly a very hott middle-aged hott.

Me likes.

Me wants to smudge her makeup.

Me wants to lick the sweat off her tits.

Me wants to ****** her ****** and then ******** **** to her ********.

Then me will be satisfied.
 

"Umm, waiter,there seems to be a large festering pile of poo-tainted Grieco virus on the chair next to me."

"Just give me a second miss and I'll get rid of it by throwing some napalm on it. Won't take but a sec."