Bucky's face: "Punch me please, just mash me to a pulp."

'Baghunter's fist: "Why yes. Yes I will. Ahh, that feels better."


-noobbag
 

Is this an extremely rare sighting of the white party cup? I almost didn't notice next to the Kathy cleavage.


-noobbag
 

Oh, and that hat has got to be photo shopped on his head. No way can it actually stay up like that on its own. No f'in way!


-noobbag
 

it's amazing how bucky and pink hat have the same look on their faces.

totally drunk, stoned off his butt, wobbly kneed ready to stumble into the hedges and land on the rear quarter panel of the El Camino he drove to the party.
 

Dare I say that Kathy's skin tone looks more natural than ever? I think this look is much more becoming on her. And I'd like to becoming on her...

*ZING!!!* ...thank you, thank you...

And then there's Bucky, rockin' the rosary. Seriously dude? I'd say an Apostle's Creed, an Our Father, three Hail Mary's, and then jam that friggin' crucifix up your nose, you greasy bastard.
 

Back-to-back douchiest hat tilt titles for Bucky.

Back-to-back, back-to-front, front-to-back, front-to-front: The ways I'd dry hump that pair of New Balance running shoes that Kathy tried on but ultimately decided against buying in early 2002.
 

I think that effect should be called the "HoverCap". I wonder if Bucky is able to sit on it and drive himself home after the party. It is magical.

In the same way that River Blindness is magical.

Kathy is still as tasty as an AM/PM corndog at 2am, but her commingling with Bucky has definitely eroded some of her original charm. He is human Chernobyl. I would encase her in lead until I could whisk her away to my decontamination shower, where I would give her a vigorous and thorough scrubbing.

With my tongue.
S
 

She's still gorgeous. He's still poo.
 

you know what I like about Bucky- his refusal to settle with a URC. He always has some other mechanism to booze it up.

and at least his beaters are standard issue instead of some couture design.

but where are the gloves Buckster!
 

One photo of this pair together I could mark down to a chance encounter in a bar in some armpit of America. But three photos? She's clearly into him. That makes me sad and disappointed. I've met too many women in real life who seem to think it's an achievement to settle for some loser, so I get upset when my interweb fantasy women make the same half-assed decision. C'mon ladies, you aren't doing your job (which is to provide me with hours of unrealistic fantasizing and several seconds per week of wrist exercises).
 

God damn! How many bong hits did this guy just take?
 

That's Kathy's younger sister Kaitlin.

Bucky, you sly dog you!
 

Still an iconic look. Many have tried to copy it, and the road is littered with their tattered remains.

A true master of the ten degree (do they measure those like black belts, I wonder?)Bucky is among my all-time favorites here.

His little bagling in the pink hat from yesterday is going to have to work at it for years to achieve "Buckydom".

No easy feat, my friends.
 

Yeah, Kathy Hott looks different. Different with clothes on this time.
 

Kathy has nearly crippling self-esteem issues, no question. I suspect that each day, before school, her mother made her stand on a little box while she told her what a fat, ugly, stupid, rancid little girl she was. That's why she's dating Bucky now. It's the only explanation.

Well, that or her lady bits smell like porch beef left out in the Everglades to rot for two weeks.
 

@Tony V:

Don't sweat it dude - with her chesticles and winning smile, you know she's going to dump this bum as soon as she finishes her BA in Marketing next year. They'll do the doo wacka doo for another six months while she collects her shit and then moves to (Random Big City) where she will get her MBA and meet a (Random High PAying Professional)who will be hailed as the second cumming of Jebus by her parents and a worthy replacement for Bucky here.

They will say "So you finally met your prince" and they will get married and raise princes adn princesses of their own, and they will have barbecues on the weekend with all the other princes and princesses on the block and they will stand around and the men will drink beer and the ladies will sip cosmopolitans and say "Oh, how delicious how delicious, oh how bloody boring..." And they will raise their children to be just like them - self absorbed, spoiled, clueless "extra" people, and once the kids are in university, the Random Professional will dump Kathy Hott in order to acquire hotter younger and tighter and bleethier pussy with fine chesticles, and Kathy will become bitter and think of Bucky and hunt him down and she will visit him.

He will have worked the intervening 20 years as a car mechanic and when they stopped making cars, he got into urban geothermal installation and finally is a crew supervisor. He has become fat and even drearier than he was in his twenties, and Kathy Hott is disappointed. Bucky's wife of the past five years, Becky Sue, eyes Kathy Hott with suspicion, for Bucky still talks about his half Indian Princess, Kathy Patel, how she would do things Becky refuses, like swallow his baby batter, or peg him in the ass with a lubed up cuke.

Becky's suspicions are unwarranted, for Kathy's deeply disappointed in the obese balding illiterate fumbling drunk that he was then and still is, after 25 years.

Kathy leaves Bucky's doublewide in tears - WHERE did her life go? Why have the men in her life been such douchebags?

Kathy goes back to her home and works at the data mine. She has pictures of her children on her desk. She was a good mom, and an excellent branch manager for the data mine, and a real neighbourhood resource for instructions on knitting and clothing repair...
 

I saw a bumper sticker once that read "If you want peace, work for justice". I think I will start today. Not so much for the peace, but for some fucking justice. Damn Bucky still got mad skillz. yo.
 

Hypothetical question: why is it that Douchebags always rock a Yankees cap?
 

^Cause they're douchie.
 

The sad truth is that's the smallest hat he could find to cover his tumor. Without the hat he's an Elephant Man version of E-Blo.
 

I have to say that this color suits Kathy Hott much better than Burnt Umber.


Bucky is still the color of Fail.

@ Bagnonymous 7:21
..and then pray a whole novena while stomping his balls until your feet are glistening red.
 

@Troy

Well done. I envision Anne Hathaway as the slutty secretary that Random Professional runs off with.
 

Not again. Bucky is like the punishment that keeps on punishing.

I must know what dark unseen forces keep that hat afloat and tilted in n dimensions. It's killing me.

AV
 

Oh to be the Ubiquitous White Cup that lies in such close proximity to sweet toasted mammaries...
 

...nothing says 'class' like wearing a wifebeater with the rosary you made from a piece of the giant petrified walrus penis that's been lodged in your rectal cavity extending through your skull...which explains how you can hang your 'Yankees' hats with such precision.

...is it just me or is his hat kinda poo colored, anally stained if you will...?
 

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Is it my imagination, or are more and more of these bags devolving into cardboard cutouts of themselves?

They never change; same pose, same expression. They're mannequins, and it is more than a little creepy.
 

Pods. They're all pods.

I hope.

Not.
 

Dunno what you're talking about, db1. She's gorgeous as ever. The boobs, man, the boobs! And that face! Oy!

I think Bucky has a micro-black hole helping to keep that hat where it is. He needs to tell us how he created it, so we could use it for an energy source.
 

@Troy,

That rant is farking genius and I am awed by the Clarity and Truth of your vision.

(So you're saying that I have a chance if I can wedge in there after the doctor/ibanker/lawyer and before she makes the doomed "return to her roots"? Is that the right stage for the "nice guy" to come along? Excellent. I shall stand ready.)
 

@ Troy 8:49am:

Spot on, man. It's like you've got a damn time machine!

(Please, tell me who's gonna win this Sunday's game--I got big money riding on that shit. Thanx.)
 

This guy gets 'bag status for the squint alone.
 

I like Buccen Fucky. He is one of my favorite douchbags.

But, he might be slippin' a little.

No welding gloves in sight.
 

So it WAS Bucky in the pink hat!

Damn, will that kid EVER grow some pit hair?
 

The hat conceals the 8" vestigal horn that sprouts from his skull and looks like a cone of elderly mens' yellowed and cracked toenails held together with carpenter's glue and boogers.

he chips at the bleeding base and eats the flecks of scalp his scratchings yield.

true story
 

Maybe Bucky uses hair glue to hold his hat in place.....? He fist pumps the shit out of that tube and-----oh wait, I forgot the moratorium on the douchebag who shall remain unnamed 'til the 2010 Douchies.....
 

@ Mr White:

Yes, Hathaway would excel at that role!

@Tony V:

Thank you. Yes, there is a brief period where Kathy is more available and vulnerable, which is after she moves to (Random Big City) and is working and looking to enroll in the MBA program.

She hasn't met Mr Random Pro, because she's just a club hottie with a BA in a useless profession. With an MBA, she is more "Serious" and "Intellectual". It is is that period after she leaves Bucky and before she finishes her MBA that she is available. However, she is working fulltime as well, so her time is limited. So, you have to be flexible but demonstrably valuable to her. You see, she is bleeth. And bleeth is a subset of Borderline Personality Disorder - to her, people are things that help her. She is not full blown BPD, nor is she full blown bleeth. She is partly there. So, she does have feelings that matter and has some empathy. You just need to meet her when her timing is right, and she isn't completely immersed in her douchie re-infection comfort zone.

@Bagnonymous :

I am from the future. Can't you tell by my uniform? The problem is, time has more than one dimension to it - it has a 2.x fractal dimensionality - it branches and has occasional moments of partial elevation. However, the "branches" change constantly due to subPlanck level activities in the space-time continuum.

The consequence is: the future is easy to tell with larger entropic systems than smaller. And the smaller it gets, the less predictable it becomes - kind of like Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, only applied to events in time. So a VERY large entropic system, like the sun's hydrogen fusion cycle, is very easy to predict, with a fair amount of accuracy. But stuff like how many times will Ass Pear LaPlante fill my imagination this afternoon is much less predictable, and can only be rendered in terms of probabilities due to a variety of branchings in the 2.x dimensional time field.

So, the game? Most of the branches led to Dallas losing to San Diego. But things didn't work out that way. Right now most of the branches show a Colts win. But it depends on the focus of the Colts offensive front line in the third quarter. Look for a few critical false start penalties, resulting in a craptastic pressure throw and interception... That won't win it for the Saints, but many branches start that way. There's another tiny branch where a stray seagull shits right in the Colts QB eye just as he's about to toss the ball resulting in a fumble and an injury. But that's a very tiny tiny tiny branch. As I said - small things are harder to predict. The sun dying? Easy. The collapse of industrial society? Not as easy, hard to get the exact timing right, but just as inevitable. So, a football game? VERY hard to predict.
 

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Wow, you have way too much time on your hands Troy.

My only guess is this guy is from a rich family. Otherwise I don't get it, he's doughy and ugly
 

@Anon, 4:01 p.m. -

Whatever amount of time Troy has on his hands is likely time he has earned by busting his ass. Just because his posts aren't always quickly/immediately digestible doesn't suggest a problem of any kind.

The opposite, in fact, is clearly true. Why should it matter if his posts are long and carefully crafted? It shows a terrific imagination and a level of concern for what he's posting. He could certainly alternately go for the "u r kewl" bullshit that passes for "language" these days, but there's no absolute need to fit in with any such understandings. He, like any of us, will post what he wishes, be it a mere exclamation of "Boobies!" or a treatise on the future of some douchebag and bleeth.

In short, sometimes being creative is just a lot of fun. Is that OK?
 

Anon 4.01:

Wow, you have way too much time on your hands Troy.

I said I was fr omthe future, and i said time is 2.x dimensional, so it would kind of follow that I can have a lot of time on my hands, sometimes.

My only guess is this guy is from a rich family. Otherwise I don't get it, he's doughy and ugly

Or, he just some broke ass cracker who dudn't give a shite.

ps:















BOOBIES!
 

Bucky got a better camera.

and by better i mean worse.
 

Bucky still got dem mad hat skillz, yo. Or, he's got some fucked-up big egg head that appears to make his hat levitate.

Quote: "Kathy looks different."

Agree. Maybe she's starting to get a bit Bleethy?

Quote: "Strange. Still hot, but not quite Kathy."

Yes. Strange indeed.
 

It's a nice thing to see Bucky all filled out here, and mature like a man, compared to his pink-hat- phase photo.

He must be sayin' his Our Fathers and Hail Marys from the looks of that rosary. Just look at what the Good Lord deliverd him: KATHY.

Oh, and I used a bay laurel leaf tonight in my latest stew: Howls like a hound when chasing good game.
 

Kathy + Bucky still does not compute. Maybe she's an anthropologist, studying the ways of the truckstop manwhore?
 

I really want to poop in that hat.
 

I voted for the Buckster in every contest in which he stood, and (not that I needed any confidence boost) this photo ratifies my decisions as correct every time. And even tho Kathy Hott has come down a few degrees C, she is still HOT!