So that's an Orangina....
 

Creepy Dorm COUPLE
 

Spray Tan:

So easy a cavedouche can do it.
 

I am genuinely afraid of these people.
 

I have one question for that guy:

Why so serious?
 

Police revealed the most disturbing detail about the body found off State Route 87, wrapped in the seascape decorative plastic tarp, was the orange discoloration in and around his mouth and anus.
 

So does his internship involve repeated motorboating of the asses of corpses who had dysentery?

Her face has the look of:

1) I'm never going to admit that I'm here with choad with the white sunglasses.

or

2) I shouldn't have done seven keg stands in a row. Now where is my underwear?
 

Got Bleeth?
 

When I was in college, lo these 15 years ago, the big debate on campus was about so-called "program houses." These were designated dorms dedicated to either an activity or, more often, an ethnicity or culture. I lived in JAM (Just About Music), which meant not so much companionship with fellow musicians, but the ability to be a complete fuckwad and turn your amp up to 11 whenever you damn well felt like it. (And I did. Oh yes, I did. I mainly play classical guitar now, but I have some hearing damage in my left ear as a result of my tendency to always set up my amp to the left of me in those heady days.)

Anyhoo, the debate was mostly about the ethnic/culture-centered dorms, which although embraced by their occupants, were often suspected and accused of being more decisive than helpful, making our multi-cultural campus seem more like segregation.

In this case, however, I fully endorse the ASS dorm (All Shit, Son). Keep these guys and girls from tainting the rest of the cute coeds.
 

Cagney?

No, maybe I'm thinking of Lacey...
 

Candace still had some work to do on her "seductive look."
 

That dude is sporting a frightening visage. The greasy, orange skin, a expression that is a lip-less cross between the kissy-lips face and an "I-hate-you-and-might-kill-you-sneer," the gas station-bought sunglasses and the oily hair contribute to make this douche creepy doucheness personified.

The orange sweatband is no doubt used to wipe the blood of his victims off of his brow. The plastic sheet that serves as the backdrop will be used to wrap his victims before he buries them in a shallow grave and the sideways peace sign is actually the indication that he's about to sever this bleeth's carotid artery with the sharpened end of his sunglasses.

The Steve-O lookalike dude on the right is drinking out of a white styrofoam cup, which is always a sign of trouble.
 

"Now give me a 'sleepy, but ready for bukkake' face!" said the photographer.
 

^ Mr. White

"Now give me confused and 'I've got that burning sensation again!' look."
 

"All right, pie. I'm just gonna do this...and if you get eaten, it's your own fault."
 

The Joker here shows how many cocks Amy Winehouse likes inside her at any one time. Any hottness she had is nullified by her being a dumb-looking faced mouth breather.
 

Two words: Invisible Blowjob.
 

Two more words: Mentally Retarded
 

Bob @12:05...

Well observed Amy Winehouse comment. That explains what was bugging me about this not-so-hott-hott but I couldn't put into words. Perhaps like Amy, this hott was once normal?
 

Bleethed. Any female that evokes a comparison to Amy Winehouse is beyond help, and certainly beyond hott status. Feh!
 

The kids at the Special-Ed mixer could never understand why they got picked on.
 

Tabitha just got the punchline explained to her after someone started telling the "one guy, one girl, and one styrofoam cup" joke.
 

She has classy written all over her face.

Or maybe that's poo.

Tomāto, tomâto.
 

Hmmm.... blow-up sex dolls have gotten a little more realistic.
 

Looks like some disguntled p.a. leaked the new Freddy Kreuger makeup.
 

That chick is nasty.

That dude is punchworthy.

That party looks like no one is having any fun at all.

That is all.
 

Oh NYU with your "ironic" douche orange-glo and 'bleeth' Lady GaGa-understudy girlfriends...

You so craazee...

Don't ever change!
 

She looks like a dude that just jizzed his pants.
 

looks like they clean the dorm community johns with their faces... Tito on the right is savoring a sno ball
 

Amy Winehouse Hippie Chick's mouth is in that position permanently, just right to give Creepy Dorm Guy a flaccid blowjob.
 

It's a bad pic of her. Maybe she was in the middle of saying "Get me the fuck outta here!"
 

She has that look on her face that says, "uh-oh, Bullet Teeth LaVolta just walked in the room."
 

No good can come of this photo.
 

Well, probably no bad can come of it either.
 

Fake beach backdrops creep me out, too.

Time and fake tide wait for no man.

Fake tits will, though.
 

Amy Winehouse Hippy Chick likes to analyze cave paintings from a feminist perspective, though her comments are usually limited to a series of monosyllabic grunts.
 

I would've gone with "Lesbian Poo" for this pic.
 

hahaha wow bravo ;)
 

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ugh. turning 40 hurt more than I thought. and there is more snow coming. and then there's this choad.

shoot me
 

Philip Seymour Hoffman is C. Thomas Howell in 'Soul Man 2: Shitty Beach Party at Jones Beach'
 

Sorry 'bout that radiation poisoning, douche.
 

How did he manage to spray tan ONLY his 5 o'clock shadow area?