They seem to be pinching loaves in accordance with their name.
 

Yeah, I know we looked like stupid fuccers to our parents back in the '60s and '70s, but what the hell is the cartoon character on the right going for?

Really? What brain malfunction makes you think that's a good look?

* barf *
 

Yuck, the water already looks DNA Grey,
 

GAH!!!

I was going to make myself some coffee, but this did the trick.

Looks like some choade in the back is trying to get in on the loose meat sandwich action by whipping out the ever popular "gang-sign hat point."

All the calcium hypochlorite at the Dow Chemical plant won't be enough to disinfect that septic bath of hair grease and body wax.

Elgh! (shuddering)
 

Worst



hair



ever.


EVER.

And while i love tattoos, his sleeve fuccen sucks.

I bet the gals go ATM with nary an unkind word though.

Brothabag 'Twone ain't convincing me with the tough guy routine either. He and Pablows are cut from the same cloth, and by cloth I mean Poo.
 

I wouldn't so much as stand on the far edge of that pool and piss into it, for fear of this quartet's bacteria swimming salmon-style up my piss-stream and causing my pee-hole to burn.
 

Two Douchebags enter wherever they get their rugs hemmed:

Cutter: What can I do for you a...gentlemen?

Flush Bros: We's wants our hairs cutz like this.
The Flush Bros hold up a picture of a Sumo Wrestlers wig.

The Barber College still to this day refers to this style as the "Double Flush".
Well done DB1.
 

Nothing worse than an Irish dude (on the right, duh!)pretending to be a guido douchebag. If you can't at least attain some kind of tint to your dermis, get the fuck out.

Also, if you look in the background you can see the handle that is used to flush this super-sized toilet, and the poo that inhabits it.
 

The guy right behind them is signalling for those oil spill containment floaties to encircle the slick before it spreads all over the pool.

Hawaiian Tropic poster boy on the left is responsible for 90% of it. And tatt-choad on our right stole his 'do from the guy in House Party. I can never remember if it was Kid or Play. Eraserhead.

I'd insult her tatts, but I don't want to piss off that redhead from Chicago.
 

Is that a "blackhawk up"?

Set pool to boil.
 

Hmmm...where's the "Boil" knob?
 

@ Justin.

Great minds...
 

Excellent.
 

Wedgie, the only one you piss off is me when you get in front of the mirror while I'm steady keepin it jacked!




get some
 

one more day to friday's arsepear.
 

I barely recognized the guy on the right without his yellow tights on.
 

Anon 1:18

Sorry, but you're always hogging the tricep machines.

Mix in some legs once in a while, Jason. It'll help your diving career (no pun intended).

Say hi to Greg Looseanus for me.
 

Dude on the right looks like a douched out Tears for Fears Roland Orsibal (or something like that, I think) trying to shout, shout, squeeze a poo out. What bothers me most is that the HC's are smiling. The douche-slick has definitely infected the water.


-noobbag
 

This is me at 1:32

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeL1KJepYps

blowing by ass-spongers like Wedgie.

GET OUT THE WAY!

& GET SOME!!
 

We've seen this before right here.


-noobag
 

I bet the lifeguard is out the picture blowing his whistle since he saw four little turds in pool.

I'm surpised the water isn't yellow.
 

OMG, am I really the first to note that they are just showing us their anal fisting techniques? How did noone else notice this yet?


-noobbag
 

the bloke on the right's been birthing cows.
 

Douche innovation knows no rational bounds.

You, my putzey friend, have earned a first class ticket to the 2010 Douchies.
 

They are fist-pumping the shit out of the pool filter.

I feel sorry for the tiny woman living in Inky McDongChugg's hairdoo. and by "doo" I mean "poo".
 

Eh? who did a doodie in the pool? no, wait...2...3 doodies in the pool! WTF?? Someone jump in and save the hotts! Kenny! Kenny, you do it! Save the hotts for your ol' buddy, Cartman!

Oh, G*d d*mm*t, they killed Kenny! you bastards!
 

Static X douche on the right?

"He's a loooser!..."

Indeed.

Nuke LaDouche
 

Jaysus, that bag on the right is just so many flavors of wrong, I can't even begin...
 

i see more than a double flush in this pic. just saying.
 

Lefty Hott: Do you think I'm pretty?

OFTC: Yes, you're lovely.

Lefty: Would you like me to take off my shirt?

OFTC: Well, of course, what red-blooded straight man wouldn't?

Lefty: Do you like what you see?

OFTC: SWEET JESUS, WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR LEFT ARM?

Lefty: What, the tatt? It's just something I did during a phase in college. Did I mention that I can suck a golf ball through a straw?

OFTC: You did, several times. Don't worry, sweetie, you'll meet your prince someday. I...I...just don't deserve you. Yeah, that's it. (*runs to nearest CDC center*)
 

Good lawd. I can't see anything but that mushy-mawed nitwit with the weird leafy infection that's swallowed his left arm.


Wait a minute....He just needs a drink, then he'll feel better.
 

I nominate this pic for the Closet of Poo. The name is perfect to go with that turd on the far left.
 

Anon 1:30

I was there that day; not out, just taking pictures. Saw a guy get killed on the jetty; pretty nasty. It happens every year.

I saw the video of you at 1:12 in....nice wipeout.
How's your back feelin'?
 

Flushing twice didn't do the trick; call the plumber.
 

Ps. This picture shows neither titts NOR ass.

Now I'm really mad. I have to look at these complete tools and no trashy pay-off. What the fuck DB1? Not cool.

Not cool.
 

@ Anon 1:36
I'm glad someone recalled Caddyshack.

@ SSS 11:48
It's all ass. And I'm sure it smells it, too.
 

And here we see the majestic Tat Bag tribe in their native habitat. Their language a strange mix of grunts and exclamations of GOOSE! Their plumage signaling to all to stay away, for the hair is sharp.
 

I always wondered how chicks on their period kept their crimson surfing rags dry. Now I know. They put them in the side of their shades. Quite innovative.
 

Step into a Slim Jim!

My response: "EAT ME!"
 

I thought he had left the price tag on his instant douche kit droid-hair piece...
 

Ink on the right reminds me of this http://theblobsite.filmbuffonline.com/BlobFacts/images/Creepshow1.jpg
 

I guess tattoos on one's hands is not the barrier to employment it once was.
 

^ No no, it still is.
 

Please tell me that the whorebag second from the left is sucking on a Big Gulp of AIDS. The quicker these choads are gone, the quicker the fucking force will return to the semblance of normalcy.