Pssshh. My copy of Tron is on VHS.
 

Psshh. My copy of Tron is on an etched wax cylinder.
 

Fuccen White cockkblockker. Now I have to write my post again.

Conflicting edits, my ass.

What happened to the rest of his head? He looks like the guy from Casino after Joe Pesci puts his dome in a vice.
 

Notice her smile and open-palm-to-back pose. This is a pity picture.

Judging by his look, I'm not surprised.
 

Wilmer Valderrama looks weird up close.
 

Pssshhh. My copy of Tron was hewn on tablets of stone by Sanscrit Scrote on Mount Sanai.
 

I WOUYLDNT SUCK THIS GUY OFF HE AINT NO E-BLO. LOOKS LIKE A FAG THAT DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HOT BITCH NEXT TO HIM.

I WOULD EAT KATE BECKINSALES PUSSY LIKE A MAD WOMAN DAMN SHES SMOKIN FINE. EVEN WITH THOSE MOSQUIOTO BITE TITS ID DO SHIT YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE
 

E-Blo...

Agreed, it's a pity pose. However, in the off chance that they're actually dating, then he's batting waaaaaay above his league.
 

I think Dorothy would get along fine with FLYTEETH.
 

What the mother fuck is on his chin?

I'm really starting to lose faith in humanity here.
 

She is outstanding. Out. Fucking. Standing.

I'm sure our Military Baghunters appreciate his little rubber-duckie dogtag.
 

Pssssh. My copy of Tron is encoded into the mitochondrial DNA of bifidobacterium living in my colon.
 

I would think if you were sporting a flavorsaver/soul patch combo you would want to have it grown in evenly.

WTF is going on in the middle? Is it a scar, a zit, leprosy or flesh colored facial hair?

The bleeth is bleeth-tastic and looks like a less Hispanic/more Anglo version of Vanessa Marcil.
 

Is that an Animaniacs dogtag?
 

Pssshh. My copy of Tron can be decoded by interpreting the spins of various subatomic particles created during the Big Bang.
 

@CRUCILAS HEAD

NO FUCCEN WAY! IF DOEROTHY THINKS THAT FUCCEN EBLOW IS HOT, THEN SHE IS A RANCID FUCEEN DSLAPWHOAR!

POST FUCCEN SCRIPT: AND AS YOU MAYY HAVE FUCEEN HYPOTHESIZZED ALREDY< SHE HAS NO FUCEEN TARMAL!
 

Only one thing ta do wit' a sow after she runs 'er tits off doin' triathlons.

Send 'er to da glue factory!
 

@FLYTEETH,

That's exactly what I meant by "get along."

Heh heh.

FUE!!!
 

While rubber dog poo is fine, I prefer my fake dog poo in an aerosol can.
 

Meh.
 

Fuck this fucking bug eyed monkey lip mother fucker. Mostly because it's possible this glorious Liz Hurley-with-a-small-chest-hott may actually be his date. Please don't say girlfriend. Because if an emo-wimp, penguin clip-on zipper wearing midget can get with a gal this cute.....


.... Fuck what a day here at the office, I'm ready to dive into traffic off an overpass on the 10 Freeway in Bloomington ...

.... Except I'd survive because it's probably going to be rush hour or some hooptie will be driving 15 MPH in the left lane like they do in front of me all the time....
 

This man looks horrified and surprised. Maybe he just made a quantum leap and found himself inhabiting a body with horrible facial hair and a goofy jacket.
 

Hell, even the penguin looks sad to be on this scrotelicker's jacket.

I'll bet right under sad penguin's face it has his name. That his mom wrote in black permanent marker. So it won't fade or smudge. And the driver of the short bus can read it from 10 feet away.
 

To go Mr. White one further...

My copy of Tron can only be read using a LIGO apparatus because it is encoded in the small perturbations in gravity waves.
 

My copy of TRON is etched in stone tablets. I scratched it all up when I smashed that golden calf the drunken sorostitutes downstairs were humping all night in a frenzied bacchinalian orgy. *sobs*

This pic is...well....Yeah. Pity. She's a good sport, though.
 

The penguin is actually Skipper from "Madagascar" and he and his three boys are about to slap the shit out of this dickwad and steal his woman.

Interspecies gang bang, next on Nickelodeon!
 

@ Horace

Is that PPV or is on the regular Nickelodeon? Is Miley gonna be there too?
 

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It's the grandson of Maynard G. Krebs - Gaylord M Krabs!

http://www.fortunecity.com/meltingpot/lawrence/153/krebsbig.gif
 

if i ever have a kid, i now know what to buy him / her on his / her 18th birthday.

okay i will probably only pull this prank on my (hypothetical) son. girls shouldn't be fucked with like that.
 

F A I L ! ! !
 

Psssh. My copy of Tron has a hyperbolic geometry and a quantum gravitional contant of <1.
 

What phony dog poo?

Souvenirs. Novelties. Party tricks...
 

Me likey those dots on her collar that match P.T. Bagnum's dots on his collar, even if hers is round and his is a vee.

Perhaps our Boss DB1 is feeling a bit dotty instead...?
 

Psshh. My copy of Tron is tattooed on my shorn ballsac and it only animates when I jog naked real fast.
 

Psshh. My copy of Tron is on a 1949 Sperry Univac punchcard.

And I've already downloaded a pirated copy of Tron 2 to my microwave timer display .
 

Oh good golly.

Lately it seems all the douchebags on this site are extreme in their combo of hair spikes and silly beard trims, especially the Iago-ish brunettes among them.

Their own "little head taint" isn't enough for them, they have to taint up the big head.

And while Miss Molly-doddle here may be quite devilish with her blue dress on, this scrote is equally so, a real Mephistopheles douchecles.
 

A strange mood has come over me as I stare at this fat-lipped, tiny-goateed, giant-eyed, mismatched browed, enormous-nosed, pointy-haired, slightly-smiling douchebag.

It is the mood of a Samurai Scrote encounter with a brunette hott in hand.

And with a tiny white Captain Duck on a neck chain.

And a not-so-subtle hint of PRINCE staring me down from that elongated face.

It's eerie, esoteric and ewwww! all at once.
 

Well, DB1, at least it's fake doggie poo in your place. Our cat has taken to leaving he real cat poo in places otherwise ignored as she endures being housebound in this winter weather.

Litter boxes are not always a working accessory, even if well-maintained.
 

The girls always giggle at Ted's hemmerhoid impersonations.
 

@ Spiny 7:38

GOD DAMNIT I WAS ON YOTUBE TRYING TO FIND THAT FUCCEN CLIP FOR AN HOUR!!!!!


I have SO got to see that again.
 

^ You mean this fuccen clip?

I don't think the entire file is available for free and legal download or streaming anywhere online, not even with Chinese subtitles.

East Germany: better government through intimidation
 

Pfft. My copy of Tron can only be seen by examining the quantum foam somewhere around the underside of my nutsack. And even then, there's only a possibility of that.
 

Girl next door hot.
 

Damn, its really sad that none of you have anything better to do than to talk about others based on looks! Why you ask? Because all of you are uglier that real dog poo and your jealous because you're not the one standing next to her! She's the lucky one! That guy can spin a record and get more pussy than any of your guy ever dreamed of! Thats because you guys sit at your nine to five everyday and then go home to your boring lives. And that guy next to that hot girl, gets to go to all the best parties and be center of attention and be in any girls arms he wants, all night long. So stop being a hater and give him a thumbs up and a HELL YEAH BRO!
 

are you guys fucking kidding me!!!! your fucking dumb asses are on here yourselfs trying to talk shit about someone else on here you lame ass fags!! do youi seriously have that shitty of a life that you have to diss on people over the internet? your the biggest fucking losers around. if i was to see any of you i would line you fags up and one by one knock you the fuck out!!! wanna be internet thugs, fucking no good sorry punk ass bitches!! talking about tron this and tron that what are you damn geeks ass queers. thats my homeboy your talking shit about and on some real shit he has more bad ass broads than you can ever even dream of! so just a piece of advice if you dont want to look so damn gay to everybody that gets on this website, stop running your mouth and try and run some game on a chick! all of you must have terrible lives sitting in front of the computer talking shit about someone you dont know! you look and sound pathetic. i bet this really helps boost your self esteem huh?! i would fucking smash on all you punk ass fags not only because he is my boy but for the simple fact your gay enough to get on the internet on some dumb ass website and run your mouth like your bad ass! well you aint shit!! so take your hand off the mouse, turn your computer off and get a life!
 

Well, looks who's calling the kettle black, you little internet name-calling tough guy. Irony win!!!
 

Takedown request with crybaby fake legal threat in 3...2...
 

Either Frankie is actually GAY and IN LOVE with this ToolBag here OR.....well there is no OR.....i think it is clear....he is madly in love with Douche here and is pissed there is a photo of him with a chick...and not of El Doucho here and himself. Cy me a vaginal discharge you shit sucker!