Ha Ha -- in the second pic you can see he is wearing jorts!
 

DB1, if I'm remembering the subway ads for Dr. Z correctly, he only did chemical peels and various acne treatments. But a well-played reference, nonetheless.

Do they just make a stainless steel mold for the Jerz nosejob by now? I envision the "surgeon" being able to just put it over the old nose and go after anything that sticks out with a hammer and chisel.

Excuse me, I have to go to the patent office now...
 

I'm pretty sure homie isn't there for the hotts. He looks like he just came from the cast party for Hello, Dolly, if yah know what I'm sayin'.
 

@ Bag A: good catch on the jorts, wasn't sure myself...

According to the cover of the latest Douchemopolitan, rosary beads are the new dog tags.
 

Dude....Jorts?? SRSLY?
 

Boobies!
 

Love her globes, the rest is meh at best.

He should wipe the spooge from his chin, it's collecting ants.
 

jersey shore party?
 

Jeezuz, now Jerzey girls are going to the doctor to get J-Wow's look?

Bring back Friends reruns, I liked it better when gals tried to get ridiculously skinny and wore the "Rachel Hair"


Fucking New Jersey. Let's sell it to the Canadians and make Belize our 50th state. At least they speak English there.
 

Good heavens, he IS wearing jean shorts.
 

Lorenzo, those rosary beads will save you from hell just as the fake dogtags will save you from a brutal ass-whipping outside your local VFW.

Repent.
 

I'm trying to figure out if that is a zit on Lorenzo's chest or, an ingrown hair from a recent chest shave.

I do know, without any doubt, what's on Anna's chest...boob
 

And we have plenty of aimless, gawker bags in the background.

And the jesus bling never seems to go out of style.
 

Yep. Dr. Z is a dermatologist, Mr. White.

I know his daughter...she is a restaurant critic. A very sweet girl, but needs to lay off all that food, if you know what I'm sayin...



Boobies!
 

Who wears jorts and then tucks in his shirt? Wrapping crap in phyllo dough does not make it a tasty treat. I blame the University of Florida.
 

Two fives do not a ten make. I went to SDSU for five years to learn that.

Anna's rack is nicely done by Doc Z, so maybe she upgrades to a six. But greasy Lorenzo needs to visit the fishes asap.
 

Jean shorts, a tucked in silk button down, rosary and a chin stripe.

Dude - you could not suck more even if you had a cockk in your mouth.
 

JORTS! Lord, help him.


Boobies! Lord, help me.
 

Oh yeah

Boobs.

Big, awesome, fake-as-hell, sweater cannons. Come to EbLT ladies, let me pluck the strings of your daddy issues like a finely tuned harp. I won't give you a fake name, creampie or the clap. I swear.
 

You'd rather see
me in the pen
then me and lorenzo rollin in a benzo
 

Yeah, I'm going to call gay-baggery here. He looks too happy to be there to be a smug straight douche.

I'm not too quick to call those bra demons out as fake, it looks like she's trying to hide some tummy there.

With respect to EBLT, come to me ladies. I will call you my Sexy Assed Seraphim, blast you in the face and make it hurt when you pee.
 

I'm tempted to call gaybag or foreignbag for some reason. Something ain't right here.

He is smiling pleasantly, so he's got that going for him. However, chest shave with rosary, that's a one-two punch and by that I mean to the face.

I'm a big ol' heathen, but WTF...like all these asshole criminals get tattoos of praying hands and the like....don't pretend it means something to you. You're doing it because everybody else is doing it and you are afraid to be left our of whatever rewards are at the end, and you're afraid of what punishment you'll face if you don't play along.

Oh, wait....that's exactly what religion is, isn't it? Sorry, Jorge. Carry on, Amen.
 

@Vin Douchal (9:45) - on behalf of Canadians, I'd say we'd only take New Jersey if you threw in another middle-tier state to be named later (we're thinking Minnesota or Iowa, something along those lines), and you'd better be ready to have a GREAT deal on the price.

Also, Anna's boobs, store bought or not, make me tingly and sweaty in my no-no places.
 

Gaybag
 

@Bob,

I agree. No special deals. Make them pay full price for the oil sands oil and redeploy the Predator drones someplace useful, like Iraq or Afghanistan. Then we'll talk about taking 'Jersey off their hands.
 

Anna seems to have a oily forehead thing as well...Sign of the Vag, perhaps? Now if only her breasts - which are fabulous, by the way - had a similar oily sheen, then God would be in his heaven and all would be well in the world. Amen.
 

now those are some sweet jean shorts!!
 

@ Bob and Vin,

We offer New Jersey, Both Dakotas, New Mexico (you need a sun belt state to winter in), and cash considerations if you promise to take back Neil Young as well. We'll take Gordon Lightfoot off your hands, if it sweetens the deal.
 

Oh, and them boobies is calling out for a motorboating.

That douche is calling out for a propeller to the face.
 

Jorts.

Jorts.

Jorts.

Weekly winner on the Jorts alone.
 

The Mark of the Bag is strong with this one, it's glistening display beckons to all within the club, "please shoot here."



And holy fucking titts Boobman, we've been beset on all sides by bulbous milk flappers!
 

Hot diggity, Lorenzo's got some fine women in his flock. They're maybe just a tad thick--but really isn't that how the best sweater meat is borne? I tell ya, they've got me engorged..

And ripped jean-shorts, Lorenzo? Yeah right, dude. The only "construction" job he's ever had was playing the hard-hat dude in the Village People.
 

I know a guy who waxed philosophic on the subject of breast implants: man, I don't care if the inside is fake as long as the outside is real.
I like Anna.
 

New Church campaign: the Power of Prayer.

-Ambushed Paddington
 

Medusa's on to something. There's just something not right here. True, his shirt is unbuttoned more than 50%. He's sporting the Vatibling and there's something dribbling down his chin, but the jorts and '80s belt buckle send this scene flying head first into super-duper-crazy-no-way land.

Okay, I'll say it. WTF?
 

@ SSS

"bulbous milk flappers"

Fucking... awesome!
 

How about, prodigious meat ballasts?
 

Awesome boobs, fake or non.

But that nosejob makes her look like a Modigliani ripoff done by a community college Art 201 student.


But then again, Boobs.



and Pinky Tuscadero in the Jorts pic is his sister.

so I'm thinking Anna is Pinky's bud and not Lorenzo's date.
 

Grandiose mammary gompers
 

If I had a Trenton Threesome with these two, as I was fucking Anna, I'd play around with the blondie.

I'd start her with a Three-Finger Slackwoods, then roll her over and stick my thumb up Tullytown, then pull it out and have her give it the Under-Tongue Cream Ridge until it was clean enough to go back in and thumb fuck her from her Cherry Hill to Camden.


'Cause I'm a giver
 

I've got five bucks that this is the wrap party for the Boulder Junction, Wisconsin, community theater production of Andrew Lloyd Weber's "Starlight Express" and that Anna spent half a week's wages from the Brat and Bacon Pretzel Burger Hut on that charmingly understated cleavage cannon she bought at The Fashion Bug in a desperate, last ditch attempt to win the attention of Lorenzo, the "exotic" new guy from the Big City that absolutely, positively must be onto her because he cared enough to take her shopping for eyeshadow that wasn't blue.

Gay pass.
 

* must be into her.

FUCC*COCC*SHEET!
 

I thought denim shorts died in the 80's...?
 

Capacious cream bulbs
 

Fleshy plumb bobs
 

Mountainous chest globules
 

baronial flesh puppets
 

booming baby jacket
 

magnitudinous areola pez
 

We're supposed to be in a recession and yet every guinea trash bleeth can afford breast implants. Can there be that many people working in the garbage removal and cement business?
 

vast sweater burglars
 

BvGoolo nails it.

She will never drown...
 

Isn't true 'bagging all about the attitude? Making stupid "gang" signs and idiotic expressions is pretty critical. I also feel there should be some more leeway on greasy hair & crucifix for latinos. This guy is a bit of a trainwreck, but I don't know if I'd call him a 'bag.
 

Swollen turtleneck stretchers
 

Goose pimpled teat seats
 

Gargantuous hemispherical nipple pedistles.
 

Peach skinned grab domes
 

Everlasting Caramel Gobsuckers
 

Voluminous rasberry face cushions
 

the Patent Office lost half of its staff members when it tried to patent the Trenton Threesome.

true story.
 

lush tropical biospheres.
 

creamy browned mozzarella volcanoes
 

crystal jelly poons
 

ugh. i think i had myself at "biosphere".
 

@ Mr. White

Do you remember The Silvernosed Kid ("It got bit off in a fight"). Good luck with your patent.
 

Hey Fongool, I got your stereotype right here!
 

Mad props to Lorenzo. No other man alive could get two women to touch him while wearing jorts.

Unless he's at a Nascar race.

Or a Nightranger concert.

Or he's in Moldova.







Seriously, the guy's wearing cut off jean shorts.
 

Indeed, I know I should not have written "stereotype" when I was responding to DB1's "cliche." I believe it was a distinction without a difference. Let us forget about it.
 

@ Steve,

Olé, good sir. Olé.
 

That reminds me, my car's totally due into the shop.
 

I like boobies.
 

Thanks for the purple and red combo here. Long live the Sig Eps (Sima Phi Epsilon), the "House with the Heart On."
 

Chin pubes and jorts. Damn.
 

Only a little late with this one.

Quoting DB1: "Anna may have the Jerz nosejob and boobies by Dr. Zizmore, but she still deserves better."

LOL at the Dr. Zizmore. Maybe she doesn't deserve better. :p