After brain surgery Eye browbot had droopy eye. Here he taken to physical rehab by his Hott nurses.

The Hotts can take my temperature anytime.
 

Sorry leopard-dressed-hoochie-mamma-'bagguette, the pic may be deleted, but the commets will always remain. Were the words hurtful? Yes. Were they funny? ABSOLUTELY!!! And that's really matters.
 

The 'Bot! I must The 'Bot my respect. He can pull top quality hotts.
 

Something tells me that's a Yankee hat.
 

I see ample evidence of asbestos flaygon in the chest region of the ladies in this photo. I would like a little taze.
 

Awesome, another self-important-the-whole-world-revolves-around-me-and-my-little-bubble-of-also-shallow-and-self-important-douches gets all self-righteous and shit.

Like she's never made a hurtful and derogatory remark about some other broads outfit. psshh...right...besides "S" you were caught 'douchehanded' making the scissorsign while kissylipping and getting licked...like, oh my gawd, ew!...

Sink back into your perfect little world, where everyone is cliche and nobody gets the crabs, they all get the lobsters from such high class hoes like yourself.

...man, now I've gotta go rub one out...leopard print just does it for me, but only if I get to kill, cook, and eat the leopard first, then wash my taint with the bloody skin.
 

Bitch got bad attitude.
 

What? I had no idea that I was taking part in activity that was so hurtful, untrue and defamatory. What's wrong with you people?! Don't you realize you're HURTING people?

Well I'm done. I'm no longer going to lower myself to such a level as this site seems to encourage. If visiting this site means associating myself with such unsympathetic low-lifes like yourselves, then I shall simply take myself elsewhe- Oh my GOD, look at those BOOBIES!!!!!!
 

Wow... Looks like Tony Shaloub is still riding that "Wings" wave...
 

In the end, we're just hurting ourselves, people. We're just hurting ourselves.


But it hurts sooo good...
 

Why is he wearing one of her tits on his head?
 

And when's my turn?
 

We all need to look deep within our souls to reflect about the hurt we cause.

Errr, except you, Baron Von Goolo...the soul thing, I mean...and, erm, the reflecting thing...

awkward.
 

When is DB1 gonna go all Larry Flynt on these Turd Sqirts and pour all his money from his book and TV program into legal fees to tell a dumb bitch to get fucked like the other 500 times she got skeezed by a jive turkey's wack ass "I'm a DJ" line and ended up waking up in my mom's... whoops... I mean somebody's basement HQ laying next to a baloney sandwich on a napkin and listening to Ralph Tresvant on repeat.
 

The blond chick's face has the consistency of a plastic, "Point Break," Ronald Reagan mask.

It's creeping me the hell out.
 

Her plastic boobs are far more appealing.
 

But what if a jury were consulted, given a livestream of her actual behavior, ala justin.tv or something,

and they came to the conclusion that the opinions expressed in those comments very likely had some basis in reality?


I forget, is Denial the first step or is it Anger?


Douchebaguette will get to Acceptance one day, sooner or later.


-Even if it takes a lifetime subscription to the offshore vaccine-of-the-month club.
 

yeah, sss, she has that wolfie look of roz from frazier
 

My statements might be hurtful, but they are not untrue. I really did see her pic in Chunky Buns Magazine.

And if you don't like people calling you out for being a fat ass, try mixing in a salad once in a while, Bertha.
 

Just try to cover up the bare body parts if you don't like being exposed as "fat." Mocking less-than-covered chub skin is a regular habit around here.

It's just so tasteless to see someone dressed in an overly revealing manner.
 

This blog is about injustice: the injustice we see all around us, the injustice of women of beautiful mind, body, creativity or wit, turning their attention to bozo neanderthal pricks. From that perspective, I don't know why 'ette and her date belonged here. Frankly, I found nothing unjust about their pairing. It seemed to me that they were lucky to have found each other.

I sometimes wonder if we should be mocking on nottahotts. And I might adopt that position if it weren't for Sarah Palin.

Now put on more pics of the women I could never have, with or without the creeps they love.
 

Incredibly hurtful . . I just don't see how. Anybody who reads over even a tiny portion of this site couldn't possibly conclude that the goal is to incur incredible hurt. You really have to be taking yourself way too seriously if dopey comments from complete strangers on the internet bring you down that much. I don't see how anything this silly can be felt as truly defamatory. And particularly for the ladies, you don't get your picture on this site unless you are more attractive than 90% of the women most of us know . . or do you find that part untrue, defamatory, and hurtful? Eh, 'lighten' up is I guess the Cliff Notes version of the above.
 

Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! They hurt my feeeeeeelings!

They called me a SKANK!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

(shmek!)

Sheddep woman! Get in the kitchen and BAKE ME A PIE!

Dammit.

Seriously, dear - S, if you don't want to get mocked here, then don't hang out with douchebags, and don't look like some two bit hooker from Staten Island.

If you can afford to dress in that crap, you can afford something more sensible...
 

if S rejected for a job at a country club, then justice had been served.

because simply hurting people's feelings is not enough when we're talking about an uninspiring douchebaguette.
 

So you're feeling a little picked on and your feel bads are hurt.

Let's see what recourse you've got.

[Pulls out his trusty pocket Bill of Rights]

First Amendment, Freedom of speech

Whoa. So far you're f*cked fatty.

And it doesn't get any better. Be grateful DB1 has a heart that's only two sizes too small or he'd tell you to take your whiny request and stuff it up your Mufassa Faucet so he doesn't have to hear you any more.

And while we're on the Bill of Rights might I suggest a little Freedom of the Press, and by Press I mean a few leg presses for God's sake. Washington could've floated across the f*cking Potomac on those pork sausage pontoons of yours. [That's a historical reference...look it up. No, Potomac, not pork sausage pontoon.] And maybe press your ass a little further away from the buffet. You're giving me unlawful seizures here.
 

O Lord they done sent up ten (10) 50 ML Jack Daniels "airplane bottles" as penance for bad service I casually bitched about whilst sequestered here at the Grand Hyatt. While I applaud their reparations, I also blame them in advance for causing me to miss my one slim hope of flying out of here at 6:40 am due to being too inebriated to wake up and pack.

Damn You, Tennessee Whiskey!

And Fuck You, O Crusty Liver!

Goodbye, sober day.

fwueccen slappwoarz
 

pork sausage pontoon is a decent indie band; kinda like Spoon. I saw them once; they're OK. True Story.


OK I'm lying. There are no good indie bands. I'm looking at you, Spoon / Arcade Fire / Danger Mouse / Of Montreal / Franz Ferdinand / Vampire Weekend and a host of other F.T.R.F.*; oh, and Lilith Fair called, they said if you man up by smoking Virginia Slims, you're still to fey to play the B stage.

If you don't understand what I'm talking about, download "Shovel-Headed Killing Machine" or "The Atrocity Exhibition... Exhibit A" by Exodus. "Children of a Worthless God" literally gives me a boner every time I hear it. And ".44 Magnum Opus". Ooooh yeah.


*F.T.R.F. = Fails To Rock Faiggits
 

Check this shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWF-7FHbq-M
 

HC&DB gets props from the smartest comedy on the web.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWF-7FHbq-M
 

Sock...pack first, then drink. Then set up a wake-up call. That's gotten me out of Vegas on time every time lots of times. It doesn't help when you're still at the table when the phone rings at your room, though...

6:40 AM flights suck douche tit.
 

She hurt my eyes, so I feel we are even.
 

@DarkSock,

(10) 50 ML Jack Daniels "airplane bottles" as penance for bad service...

I really need to get my shit snowed in someplace. I had to deal with a 70 degree day here in LA, but am on a strict 'no booze edict from the missus' during the week.

And by 'no booze,' I mean "please don't check behind the stack of excess sheet metal and spare Ford parts... there couldn't possibly be any emergency bottles of 750Ml Maker's life support lurking in there... could there be?"

Tally ho! Your brethren amongst the Drrrty South are awaiting their prodigal's return with open arms of rapt reverie. And beads. With exposed breasts.

Hopefully.

Who Dat? Who Dat Gonna Beat Dem Sock's?
 

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This pic will be the cover for my new children's book, 'Bot & Hott Cop a Squat.

Hott is hot.
'Bot is not.
Watch Hott squat on 'Bot.
For an extra ten spot.

Damn. This shit writes itself.
 

It sounds like DB1 can continue to post S, as long as he doesn't disclose her identity.

But I will, she's the manatee.
 

this person is out in public acting like grand master douchebag and then says YOU are just ruining her rep. hahahah.
 

Hott is happy.
Bot is not.
Bot is crappy.
Hott is not.
The crappy not hot bott is not happy.
The happy hott is not a crappy snot bot.
A lot of hotts hates bots.
Happy hotts hate crappy bots.

Yeah, Baron - I see what ya mean...
 

Those 'brows are like the shaggy side of velcro. Velcro for hotts.
 

@ Darksock-

Exodus = RAWK

hope u GTFO before more snow.
 

..and fucc dat ho. there was nary an untrue word said. so incredibly happy they were hurtful you fat skank. Die.
 

Hey "S",

The best way to keep your mugg off HCwD is to NOT ACT LIKE A DOUCHEBAG...

Millions of American men do it every day. We wear our hats correctly, pick the plain black crew neck t-shirt over the deep-V ASSliction, leave the white belts to Herb Tarlek, eschew hand signs unless we're giving you the finger, and, lastly, we don't get out eyebrows waxed like a fuckin' cholita.
 

Let me get this straight. These ladies dress like skanks, hangout with the scourge of society and then mock us by having their pictures taken. Then they post these pics on some social network site. Now they are pissed that we have a little fun with them?

We're trying to help them. Ladies, get out of the club, ditch the DBs, loose the Ed Hardy, get some Chanel suits and start taking your place on the arms of us mockers, or just show us your tits.

French for Shower.
 

Dear "S",
I offer a bit of advice as well. I believe Drew Carey said it best "For the sake of the public, COVER THAT SHIT UP! You don't see me walkin' around in a Speedo do ya? I know what I look like and to save the public I wear as much as possible" or something like that. Then again if it took 20 cheetas to cover up what you were in the picture...
 

Eyebrow bot has come and gone. He shall never again know the glory that is Firm Karen.
 

Ooh, "defamatory". She's gettin' all legal and shit on us!
 

lets put him on probation. It can be revoked if, within the next six months, he uses cologne first thing in the morning, wears clothes two sizes too big, and touches up with some lip gloss etc etc.

Only then canst thou be redeemed.
 

That Blonde is all sorts of tasty...
 

@Brian: Herb Tarlek FTMFW!
 

Scrotato 9:49 FTEW (The E is for EPIC)

You will ghost write my autobiography. I will fart into a trumpet and it's your job to make sense of it.

Hey, S, don't get so uppity. The only one getting hurt in here was our eyes, the rules of aesthetics and the virtues of common sense. He didn't do you a favor taking down the pic, he did US a favor. Now get your ass back to Hooters, I want my wings.
 

Let's keep it simple, S. If you don't want people calling you a 'baguette, don't be such a fucking vagi-choad. Wasn't that easy? Or was that too defamatory for ya?
 

Eye Browbot has a certain je ne sais quois that reminds me of Max Raabe in concert when he raises that eyebrow in a knowing way.

LIke maybe he has "Mein kleine grunen kaktus" down there instead of the usual dangler.

Thes two friendly frauleins certainly seem to think he's special.
 

This concubine should get tested.