Holy shit, now that, NOW THAT is exactly what a woo-hott should look like.

Fuck, that makes me seriously wish that it had taken me two or eight years longer to get my undergraduate degree. Such suckableness. Such hottery. Such... Such... A raging boner.


And the pink sideways tilted trucker hat? Come on son. That was soooooooo 2004. You suck. Big time. Please singe your nipples with a blow torch immediately.
 

He is stoned again. They are getting ready to mack on each other. Please post the next photo in the sequence, boss.
 

This looks like a scene from "Deliverance: The Teenage Years".

Plot: BillyJoeBob starts to feel "them funny feelin's in my loins" when he's around other boys his age. He desperately tries to hide his confused feelings by trying to molest his little sister BubbaBeth. Seeing through his dastardly plot, his older sister BobbySue tries to take BubbaBeth and traffic her into the local brothel where "her skinny bitch ass will get us some money!" In response, BillyJoeBob embraces his feelings by donning a pink "trucker cap" and getting a shitty tattoo of his best friend's name.
 

His mom had to sign a permission slip to get that tattoo.

come back with the "I'm cool" face after you hit puberty, you mini-tool.
 

the middle one reminds me of a math problem, if the answer is under 18, do em in your head.
 

Proto-douche has armpit nips.

Heather has me standing at attention.
 

Euripidouche FTW.

Lotta names crawling out from under rocks today! Good to have you all back. I thought I was only talking to Croosh and his 500 alter egos anymore.

They get less stoned from left to right. Oh, I see you over there, you wicked little wichette. He passes out in his own puke on the bathroom floor, she passes out enough to be still moving, but unaware of what you're doing to her.

I wanna be next.
 

Jailbait? Nah just two barely 18 hotties. Nice
 

Heather, Heather
Whips and leather.
 

No. The supple young gazelles just learning about life should be shown the ropes by us older, more experienced men. I know it may not be PC, but it’s a waste of succulent young vagina to allow hairless choades like this to sully their quivering wet nethers.

Only a real man can show them what genuine lovemaking is like. The only thing they’ll learn from these types of zitty-faced two-pump chumps is how to lie spread eagle, and clean jizz out of their hair. They don’t even know that foreplay consists of more than some scrawny kid with a peach fuzz mustache grasping at their tits for 15 seconds and fumbling with a condom wrapper.

It’s an injustice to allow the precious trappings of fine young does such as these to be squandered on trucker cap wearing little boys. Real ‘ginies for real men, I say.
 

I see you on the right, Sandra Bullock's slutty, low-rent, bi-curious cousin. Yes I do.

Unrelatedly: Darksock, NOOOOO!
 

^Hear, hear. Me first, though.
 

Thanks for the cock block, Mr. White. Nice video though.
 

@ Mr. White

Damn, Darksock really upgraded his digs. Probably received his tax rebate for his fourteen kids and bought himself the biggest boat at the bayou.

Don't even worry about it Sock, it's not like THOSE kids are going to college.

Hell, high school is probably out of the question as well.
 

Michelle looks like a fetus.
 

Heather's got that look of " I can answer all your bi-curios questions, l'il one" on her face.


I'd prefer that she had Vin Douchal's Personal Country Style Gray on her face
 

^Best lookin' fetus you ever saw.

Cletus
 

uh ^ that'd be Gravy


.... slinks away ...
 

Fuck. Cock blocked again.
 

^ *Gravy
 

You and me both Wedge...
 

Now THIS is a scrote/hott pairing. PMC looks like Cory Haim's much younger, only somewhat bitter half-brother.
 

I've heard that all twinks must wear pink?

My little boy, stay out of the clubs until you buy your first razor.
 

BUCKY: The Teenage Years
 

^Perfect.
 

Maybe he supports breast cancer research. He's got somethin' tatted on his left 'un.
 

Well said A Bcock, definitely the Buckster in his formative years
 

Oh, I know for a fact it IS Bucky. *big dirty wink at DB1*
 

Damn, and Bucky's got mad game, too.

Who'd figure it at such an early age?
 

Eva Longoria Parker's character does a flashback episode in "Desperate Housewives" to her immediate post-high school days, where she demonstrates AC-DC confusion.

Come to think of it, so does he.
 

The mother/daughter pairing is a Hott breathe of sunshine.

Pinky is the stale breath of poo.

It will a good night tonight with mom looking at me. It will be dirty.
 

From left to right:

Pink hat: So's like I'm like fuckin' toasted man, and like these bitches are like fuckin hott and I'm like so fuckin ripped, man that bong had some stiff shit in it I think holy fuckin cow and what you wanna picture sure man so's like where's my beer dammit all I think I should stand up and oh fuck I think I'll just lean on these chicks cuz I'm like totally fuckin hammered, man...

White blouse: This is fuckin awesome, me and Heather in this picture. I think she wants me to lick her pussy but I want another Long Island Ice Tea before I do that... I'm feelin kinda woozy but what the fuck.

Heather: I like michelle, she's a good kid but I ain't goin' down on her, no fuckin way. She's trashed and she's trashy, and I am in no mood to deal with her in the morning. She wants this picture. fine. I'm outa here...
 

Oh, and should yo uever need to find your way around the galaxy, or at least, to the Hamptons, go here.
 

And avoid the Carina station - some major demolition work going on there.
 

I want to smash his face with a gourd
 

So, does the tatt on his little boy boob say "Nelly" or "Navy?" Either way, that's really f'ing gay. And so's that hat.

Dude, go stick your head in a grain thresher and leave the two young females in my care. I will look after them.
 

Aw. He named his left nipple. That's sweet.

Oh sure, I remember the body part naming years. I still call my taint Mitch McConnell.
 

^I had a zit on the tip of my dick once that I named Aristotle.
 

Wait no, that wasn't a zit. It WAS my dick.

That one was tough to pop.
 

if it's pink and mesh, it might be the Antichrist.

hey weren't we just talking about the Antichrist a few days ago?
 

Are we sure he is not a pre-pubescent douchebaggete? I mean, he has the body of a 6-year old girl...and a pink mesh hat. If he really wants to pull of the douche look, he's gotta start poppin' the 'roids.

Oh, and hotts fondling eachother with no acknowledgement of douche is multi-fwap worthy. Mmmmmm.


-noobbag
 

"52 degree tilt"? I think we need to differentiate between a "twist" and a "tilt". This db is showing a 52 degree twist, with a 0 degree tilt - anything with a combined out-of-sync score over 10 is autodouche.
 

Fortunately, there is enough separation between the douche and the hotts that a little photo cropping can be done with ease...
 

This is Bucky, right?
 

What is that guy? 12? And he's a pirate's dream, a sunken chest. Pro tip assclown, if you're not going to wear a shirt at least have something to show off other than a ghey chest tat.
 

Any chance that tatoo says "'bagling"?