No one wants to see that.
 

Nasty bit of work this one is....
But Uncle Elmo swore to his sister that he he would get the Jenny twins homes safely.
 

His hair says "Never go to Supercuts the morning after Employee Appreciation Night"
 

I really like the look of the girl on the left. She looks like an athnic gypsy or "Romani."

they're vaginas have magic in them.

Army of DOUche-ness
 

Do you think it's alright to leave the girls with Uncle Ernie?
 

Thank you DB1, for just the push i needed to vomit in my trashcan.
 

Well, hello there, low-cut-boobie-shirt brunette with diamond choke collar. May I buy you a glass of wine..? Maybe we could talk about our future together...

And seriously, WTF are the buttons for on his shirt? That's fuccen ridiculous. And a cardigan, too? Hey man, if you're that chilly, at least wear a goddamn crewneck.
 

I'm suspecting these two are sisters... not that there's anything wrong with that. Rawr!
 

Poor Croatian Hotts, little did they know that P.T. just finished his act at Amsterdam's Donkey Palace.
 

btw, am I the only one that LOVES that thus far 2010 has been all about a mix of visual and semantic douchebaggery? Especially semantic douchebaggery from facebook, which is all the more veritas than like a blog. I think i like reading douchal thoughts more than just the images actually. HCwDB just became a bit more Taxi Driver than Avatar.

Army of DOuche-ness
 

He's just demonstrating his cat-like grooming techniques, as evidenced by the saliva hair gel douche doo.


-noobbag
 

Put your tongue-chubby away, Mr. There's Something About Mary hairdoo.

He uses siemen as his gel.

The sexiful Wanaduya sisters deserve better.
 

Mmm... me likely the Hippie Sisters...

- 'Bagamemnon
 

@MG 7:33

Good call on the Romani. I think all three might be from that tribe. Gypsy douche robbed me of my happiness.
 

Step right up, step right up! That's right ladies and gentlemen (are there any here? just checking.) brought to you all the way from Tallahassee, FL it's Penistoungue! Captured at the Toolbox's mens room glory hole, he's the first known species to be captured alive! Right now it appears that he's a bit confused and "excited" to be in the presence of women. Keep your hands and assholes pointed away from the cage. Last show is tonight so get your tickets early.
 

^ Hey asshole, it's TONGUE not toungue. Fucktard!
 

That's a fine example of Magyar hotness. I want to explore her Carpathian Basin.
 

I'm just confused with this picture.

Just confused.

The reverse raccoon look boggles the mind. And to top it off, hair covering the boobies? Just madness.

The douche need not be mentioned.
 

I'm calling it first.... Gaybag! Yeah, I said it!
 

Cutie on the left: I would pee on your chest and then drink it as it dribbled off your knee.
 

^Sick fuccer.
 

^Why wait 'til it hits her knee?
 

Those girls have that super-hot raccoon look down pat.
 

@ Blair

Effin' seriously. Getting your skin super-dark, then your eyes and lips deathly white, it's like reverse goth!

Or reverse Jolson...?
 

who needs tanning cream when you have P. T. Bagnum's tongue?
 

This tool looks like a Donkster doppelganger- don't settle for second best, ladies!
 

@ Wedgie 1:30

Because I want to know what my urine tastes like after it pools in her navel and washes through her pubic hair.

Plus, I love the smell of a woman's knees...

...drenched in urine.
 

When Jacques Doucheteau speaks from the Ivory Tower, all those things I know about academia and tenure ring true.

But I digress.

P.T.Bagnum: there's a scrotum born every minute, and this one sure has the hang of it.
 

The girls always giggle at Ted's hemmerhoid impersonations.