Rogaine's a hell of a drug...
 

She looks evil. I like it.
 

That is one greasy oldbag. I had a work training seminar thingy in New York with her a couple of years ago (if not, her twin). Crazy, super hot and really sweet, but bad crazy.
 

I think her name is Regine.
 

Hey, at least it's the girl holding his shirt up for once. I would almost give him a notta, except that looks suspiciously like GSR being displayed.

Sorry, D-bag. Thanks for getting up so early, you still suck.
 

But she is a nasty looking little trollop, and deserves to be lightly spanked with a large flat lollipop from Disneyland.

I just happen to have one right here.....yummy.
 

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Taylor's eyes and body language say "I'm so sexy, I'd make you spurt in five seconds." And I probably would.

I've got a better name for Slick James, though--how 'bout:
Kneel Patrick Hairless.
 

Very slick, though I'm giving him a nottadouche teetering on the edge. His bleethy girl wants him to take a step into the dark side, proof is the assisted ab-reveal. An ab reveal is usually only a 2 on the douche difficulty scale, but the second hand version ups it to a 3. However, the fact that he is hanging with a bleeth tart like this one... nevermind, I hereby grant the seal of douchosity. Nice clear cup to.
 

@Ultranada 7:11

Yes, yes it is. And he should use some on his estomago, y a sur tambien.

Pinche guy.
 

Notadouche. If a hott tries to undress you, you f*cking let her. If she is drinking water at the bar....
 

Before anyone grants the nottadouche, let's examine the douchetraits:

- spikey hair
- uses "product" to keep hair that way
- overdeveloped abs
- possible meaningless strap on left wrist (could be a watch, but I see no clock)
- clear cup with red straw (drink it from the lip of the cup like a man, fercrissakes)
- he's clearly way older than her
- he's used to showing off the abs (nobody normal lets people lift up their shirt like that for a picture
- she, although insanely hott, is a bag barnacle

Too many things wrong. He is choad.
 

Wait, I see now that's her cup, not his. I stand by the rest of my reasoning, though.
 

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Mmmm.. an excuse to sign my blogger account back in..

She's quite tasty and sporting the rare ass clear cup. He's shiny and sporting Danzig's belt, but could just be a happy guy. God knows I would be with Carla here peeling my clothes off.

This kind of pic is why we're all here. She's blazingly hot, while he looks douchey enough to spur debate and stops short of posing like a fruit with frozen poultry.. Take notes stackdouche.


ps: everyone please remember to thank db1 for cutting down the noise by removing the anon posting ability. hey anons -

GET SOME.

blogger accounts
 

I prefer the tenets of this Church.
 

The complete lack of lines or creases in his giant FIVE-head makes me think he is hitting the Botox which is more gay than douchey.

I'd bet $10 that Taylor is out with the girls at a gay dance club and James could care less about Taylor's rockin' body or mischievous smile.
 

I'm concerned about damage she'd cause to certain areas as she seems to be lacking in lips. Perhaps I could borrow some of that grease from his forehead?
 

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This guy should sleep face first in a pile of kitty litter. GET SOME astringent.
 

We are looking directly into the face of "daddy issues."

Know this face, because how you proceed once meeting it first hand will determine how explosive your personal life becomes shortly there after.

The sex will be good. Very good. And terrifyingly intense. But the physical attacks will leave you scarred on your left ass cheek.

Which still tingles on occation to this day.
 

She is all manner of petite arched wonderment. I would carry an engorged Northern Arizona burro in my cheek pouch to the very bottom of the Grand Canyon in late Augut and give reassuring caresses to the sweating flanks of his equine lover as he vainly tries to create the next generation of lazy tourist bearers just for the chance to get a splinter under my thumbnail from the pole she limboed under.
 

^ **August**
 

Was going to make a Kanye joke involving the Ab Lobster, but decided against it.

She actually wants this dude. Like totally into it. Meanwhile, his face is about to explode from all of the AWESOME it's containing.
 

Is this guy Leatherbag from the 2009 Douchies? Seems to have a lot of similarities but I may be wrong. Only one way to tell...

Wheeeeeeezzzeeeerrrr!
 

DB1 removed the Anon button? Oh, yay!!! Rejoice!!! That business last night went well beyond the threshold of retarded.

Thanks, Deebs. I'll have my assistant send you a nice bottle of wine. Night Train, is it?

She looks scary. I would have fun trying to break her.
 

I'm looking at this pic on my phone so at first I could only see his face. And while grease forehead and douche hair were obvious signs of taint I thought he looked almost happy to be with this chick and thought maybe this was a 'bagette tag. But then I scrolled down and saw overworked orange abs. And I wept for society.
 

I miss the Anons already. Luckily, we can still make up alter egos.

Lamp Hammersmith Pummelfister is already taken, I understand.

So I'll have to come up with something else.
 

Yay!

This of course means more work...

He is a total douche and she is bleeth. Stage 3.

Just looking at her I can hear her nasal nasty whine in a sharp lawn guyland acccent.

"So's like dis is my boyfriend - he's got some fuckin' awesome abs ain't he, or what?"

Yeeesh.
 

One chick. One dude. One cup.
 

I think she just out-bleethed him. I like Bob's line of reasoning. Might I mention a skull belt buckle.
 

I dunno, DB1, that mark of the douche looks more like the imprint of two lips around the cock, with one ball sagging on his left cheek.

I give him some points for modesty since she is the one holding his shirt up, and I don't see his underwear peeking over the top of his belted jeans.

But for chrissakes, he's so damn casual and she's so dressy, is there no sense of dressing for the occasion any more?

And by occasion, I mean belching beer frat party.
 

Taylor can ride you hard.

that is perhaps the only remarkable thing about this photo.
 

Submariner has a sister?

--VS
 

Definitely screams psycho bee-ach. Which means the sex will be smoking hot, crazy, monkey love. Then you have to deal with the psycho part.
 

i thought doogie liked boys.
 

Douchebag!
 

Douchebag!
 

not a douche since when is getting your clothes ripped off a bad thing? I recognize that girl from the jersey shore show snookie friend from the hot tub! Total Slut. I'd still bang her though.