It's really sad when Vanilla Ice has more street cred than these two junior choads.
 

This makes me want to punch a midget.
 

w......t......f?!!!
gayest. video. ever.
 

Sad to admit, but the best part (assuming that even terrible things have to have a best and a worst) of this whole video was vanilla ice. Those two albino, prep-school, ass clowns wearing Zach Morris's junior and senior prom suits are the worst thing i've ever seen. screw those jed wads.
 

Who the fuck is Jedward? I think I missed something. Anyone?
 

David Bowie was surprised to learn of his demise.
 

Ed Grimley is disappointed that his two sons turnout to be such uncoordinated bags....
 

Quiffbags?
 

And the music industry is one step closer to sucking on the barrel of a S&W .357 magnum after seeing these two failed abortions.



My feelings are that abortion is horrible, but a 62nd trimester late-termer is in order here.
 

Oh, how I wish that there was a little too much water and questionable quality power supplies on the set of this video. Once the lights went up, we'd only have to endure about 3 seconds of these toolboxes.
 

The 'Jed-Twats' suck major ass! What a nightmare, Vanilla Ice blew those choads out of the water how sad! I kept wanting this video more like Michael Jackson production. But when I say M.J. production I mean fireworks to rain down on those choadwanks huge stupid kid n play flattops and give them 3rd degree burns!

NIGHTMAN
 

@ Alexander

"Quiffbags." Well spoken, sir.

I'm having a hard time taking this seriously, though. These kids are goofy nerds with neither talent nor inherent interest. If they weren't dressed up like neon versions of Shane McGowan from his brothel creepers/pre-Pogues era, then this video would just be some random shit that showed up on YouTube which was filmed by some overzealous teenagers who wanted to see themselves on the InterWebs so they could get noticed by their classmates and, hopefully, Mary Sue Jenkins from Chemistry class who keeps wearing those sweaters that lets you see her bra strap through the holes in knit.
 

Two Irish twins who were also-rans on either X-Factor or Britain's Got Talent. I forget which.

Kind of like William Hung on the other side of the pond. Only less talented.

Two years from now they'll be doing pr0n. Trust.
 

I think you meant Freddie Mercury, if he were still alive. I'm sure Bowie doesn't give a shit, since they are just promoting his music and this time he and Queen got paid for the rights.
 

Sad - a video almost completely lacking original content. Music was by Bowie & Mercury, as ripped off by Vanilla Ice. Dance moves ripped off from Kid 'n Play. School boy look ripped from AC/DC (I'd pay $$$ to see Angus Young pummel them silly). Fauxhawk ripped off from I don't know exactly who, but it wasn't here first.

I don't know what music industry bear is paying for these videos to keep these anemic cubs worked up, but I hope it bankrupts his label.
 

Where can I get that sweet red blazer?

Ice has "Wide Open" tattooed on his hands. Bet he has the matching tatt on his ass.
 

Jedward...more like Squidward.
 

Freddy Mercury is going to come back from the dead and skullfuck these two poo-puds.
 

Wasn't surprised that Vanilla Ice was looking for work...any work.

Was surprised that so many dancers had fallen on hard times.

Then I realized this was filmed back in the day. Who knew Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were collaborating long before Good Will Hunting.
 

Oh hello breakfast. So unexpected to see you again so soon.
 

I need to go outside, grab a stick, and scrape the bottom of my shoe.
 

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Last week's fat kid makes more sense to me, and I don't speak Spanish.

That reminds me, I want a burrito.
 

Thank you anon 9:07, I couldn't justify spending the 30 seconds it would have taken to google these runts.

No talent also-rans covering a never-was rip off artist who stole his bass line from Queen and his dance moves from MC Hammer.

This is the current state of the music industry, kids.
 

I'm having trouble breathing. I think I just inversely prolapsed my rectum from all the dry heaving. Agh KER-RIST, it tastes like Thai food!
 

Society has careered into a Wile E. Coyote tunnel painting if these fucktards are making money.
 

Ok, but you have to agree that it's really artistically creative when they do the "two fingers walking" move every time there is a reference to "people on the streets." Ooops, I meant "fuck these guys."
 

Hey! That funny shaped 2-arrow thing at the bottom right lets you watch in wide screen HD!
 

Jedward, what the double barreled shotgun was invented for
 

need a 2nd one for the hairstylist & choreographer!
 

I have no witty comment to add, because I only lasted 19 seconds before I ran to the toilet and puked up my oatmeal. So I didn't see most of it.

Damn you DB!, damn you all to hell!
 

We should be thankful for all the money we are saving on laxatives.
 

Back in the mid 80s, I thought Western Culture had collapsed because The Art of Noise resurrected the career of Tom Jones by having him sing a song by Prince, called "Kiss".

The Art of Noise took their name from a manifesto written in 1913 by the futurist composer Luigi Russolo. So, everything to them was a "conceptual" project and I took them very seriously. So, when I heard Tom Jones yelp "I think I better dance now!" and the band came in with their signature Fairlight CMI driven sound, I figured "fuck - it's the end of the world."

I had no idea it could get worse. Because it has. Much worse.

"Excremential" is the word that springs to my lips when considering this blight upon our culture. Vanilla Ice was a low rent nobody who went from nowhere to nothing in the blink of an eye, and yet refuses to let go, like some calcified dingleberry dangling from a short and curly hair on the final voluntary sphincter of western society.

The two doofus jackwater cretins featured in this post partum abortion are of such insignificance that they felt compelled to resurrect Vanilla Ice, which is a bit like re-animating Leif Garrett, only as a drug addled fame whore. Oh, wait...

You get my point.

This sucks and it only proves that Western Civilisation is running on fumes.
 

The Thin White Poops.

They have, somehow, found a way to make a Freddie Mercury song MORE gay. If they'd buried Freddie head first he'd be in China right now.



aaaand they've cancelled my third flight out of DC. Bright sunny skies, no snowfall...Phukk Delta Airlines.
 

Captain Kangaroo called; he wants his damn jacket back.
 

My head hurts really bad.

I think it's called a "hangover."

I feel like drinking bleach.



Where was I going with this?... Oh yeah, those kids suck monkey anus.
 

DB1, David Bowie is still alive!!!
 

Prove it.
 

Jedward - the twin love children of max headroom and eraserhead
 

MY EYES! MY EYESSSSS!
 

Hmmm... let's see, this looks promising... ahhh yes, this will work. One part Bleach... One part twin Douche bags, result 'Turd Gas. Guaranteed to rid any culture of its dignity.
 

Vagina Ice and a couple of pre-pubescent spastic wanks...just what I needed on a Sunday.
Now my life is complete.
S
 

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Its Superbowl sunday for the sake of what ever deity you pray to why on this most holy day of the year would you expose us to this. Cant find some cheerleader boobies well here you go

http://eltiemponeworleans.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/New-Orleans-saints-cheerleaders.jpg
 

Everyone should go to YouTube immediately and flame this piece of crap out of existence.
 

Everyone should go to YouTube immediately and flame this piece of crap out of existence.
 

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30 years of IRA bombings for this shit?
 

It makes me think more of the lyric from Ashes to Ashes "Strung out in heaven's high / Hitting an all-time low."

But really just the second part of that.
 

I hate you when you do things like this DB1... I don't know if my insurance will cover intensive hypnosis treatment to completely forget that I ever saw this.
 

Jedward were foisted on an unsuspecting world by the vile and reprehensible shit-stain Simon Cowell, who has done more to degrade and devalue pop culture than anyone since Mitch Miller.

If I ever meet Cowell I'm going to kick him in the nuts.
 

I know why the music industry is in the state it is today. And this video proves that the music industry deserves what it gets. A massive dose of FAIL.
 

I'll bet their Dad wished he'd pulled out and given Mom a facial.

French for Shower.
 

BVG @ 10:39 and Wheezer for the back-to-back win!

Indeed. I'm at work right now. We're listening to Rick Ross, through no choice of my own. Today fat guys drink buckets of beer and paint their bare chests and dance in the snow to get on TV. And I just watched this video. Now all I need is that 4th horesman of the cultureocalypse to come riding through the door and I'll just take my own life and get it over with.
 

This is so queer; so unapologetically about money. What can I say -- I like it!
 

@Medusa
4th Whoresman indeed.
S
 

thanks for that db1, i now have AIDS from one quick viewing.

down under douche
 

Wow, they brought back the Kid N' Play kickstep.
 

These guys hadn't even been born when Ice Ice Baby was originally released. Ben Kweller covered it, but he was at least old enough to have developed some sort of nostalgia for the song or at least the time in his life when the song was popular. In all likelihood he just did it for grins.
 

Vanilla Ice, my matching feet.

Would you believe, TWIN PEAKS?

Or a 21st century dispatch of the Everly Brothers gone douche, minus the ducktails.

At least the dancing is as entertaining as a flock of ducks wiggling their tailfeathers and quacking away. On second thought, make that "as annoying."
 

David Bowie is very much alive...Freddie Mercury isn't though. ;-(
 

Vanilla Ice swore he didn't rip off Queen's base line...he lost that lawsuit. Hmm?
 

I don't understand what just happened... This is something to do with Twilight right?

My head hurts I need to lie down, someone wake me when all this is over.
 

@Snoop douchey bagg
But wasn't it Louis Walsh that then signed them up? IIRC they were kicked off the show after far too long a run during which Cowell said several times that they should just go (he pointed out that they were unable to sing). He backed down after the public (fucktards) kept voting for them. Much as I loathe Cowell and that the whole X-fucktor thing he was not the main bad guy in this. Well apart from running the show. And promoting it. And not barring them from the auditions on the grounds that they were wheatsheafed asses.

Before anyone asks I have never seen the show. But they were regularly the subject of newspaper and internet articles. You pick things up, even just from skimming the headlines and recoiling in disgust.
 

if it features Vanilla Ice, you better not watch it.
 

Welcome to my world - I live in Dublin, Ireland and these tools are everywhere and at everything at the moment. You cannot turn on the tv without them jumping out at you, but I can turn off the tv. I can't however turn off Jedward. Late November I'm walking down Grafton Street (our main shopping thoroughfare) and who's turning on the Christmas Lights? Jedward. Late December I'm sale shopping. Who's opening the sales? Jedward. Early January and I'm sitting in a coffee shop contemplating killing myself. Who walk by the window of said coffee shop thronged by teenage girls who should know better but their intact hymens rule their brains? Jedward. Mid-January and I open the 2nd page of the Irish Independent. Who's staring back at me? Jedward.

You have it so easy living in the states. Jedward make Pauly D and The Situation look like well-rounded, deep and spiritual charity workers.
 

While nothing I say is new, I feel remiss in not contributing...


I can write some sort of clever diatribe about how confused I am - how I have actually seen this and the world has not collapsed in on itself. I cannot comprehend how it is that anything exists, that this was the anti-matter to my matter, yet I am here.

I think it's best summed up by someone I find myself in sync with more and mroe - Colonel Walter E Kurtz - when he stated, so simply...
"The horror... the horror..."
 

I watched the whole thing thinking it was a slightly respectable send-up, had no idea that Jedward is for realz. Wow. Pretty good production value though.
 

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Its things like that which make me so glad I got out of the music business, and makes me wonder why I am clamoring to get back in.
 

I found myself longing for the straight up Vanilla Ice version. And that makes the Baby Jesus cry.
 

That was awesome and you all know it!!!
 

They're just two deadly lads from Ireland that love singing tunes.
 

Think about the paycheck
 

And people said Vanilla lacked cred. and the innercity toughness. The guy is obviously a hardcore MF. Nothing like appearing with Jedward a few dozen times to ramp up the street cred. Shug Knight and Dre have nothing on the bad MF.

French for Shower.
 

A great hook (under pressure) forever tainted. Thanks Ron Perlman.
 

When they are talking about, "Pressure, pushing down on me pushing down on you, no man ask for?," I think they mean that their shit is causing pressure for eveyone and no man (meaning humanity) should let these shits live.
 

This is gay shit. Vanilla Ice is hurting for cash, thus the cameo. I don't think I can fall asleep tonight knowing that there are people out there actually putting this shit out.
 

Hey, Douchebag, not to be picky or anything but David Bowie is still alive and kicking. - Buggsy