Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Vin Douchal's "Ass Pear La Plante"
We interrupt your regularly scheduled douche mocking and hott lusting to bring you the great Vin Douchal singing an ode to HCwDB's award winning Ass Pear:
Ass Pear LaPlante.
Available on iTunes soon...
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I always envisioned Flyteeth sounding a bit more.....oh, I don't know.....Scottish?
Anyway Vin, that's next year's Grammy winner for best rock song. Book it.
Anyway Vin, that's next year's Grammy winner for best rock song. Book it.
I'm being totally serious when I ask this, 'Baghunters...is there a fairly simple, hopefully inexpensive video editing program out there? Something where I could either edit videos I've filmed myself, splice other videos or make stuff into flash animation? Vin has inspired me.
To shamelessly swick over ass pear La Plante with every vegetable I have in the fridge, I mean. But after that I want to edit some of the videos I shot at Christmas.
To shamelessly swick over ass pear La Plante with every vegetable I have in the fridge, I mean. But after that I want to edit some of the videos I shot at Christmas.
Vin,
Out F*cking Standing. And yes, I cracked up everytime I heard FlyTeeth's wicked buzzzz.
Your shit rocks.
Out F*cking Standing. And yes, I cracked up everytime I heard FlyTeeth's wicked buzzzz.
Your shit rocks.
Vin deserves the Grammy, but would probably get snubbed whilst the award went to some band who's currently raping the genre commonly known as "music." Like the Black Eyed Peas. Or Lady Gaga.
..That's it! Hey Vin--maybe you should name your project, "The Brown Eyed Gaga." You're welcome.
..That's it! Hey Vin--maybe you should name your project, "The Brown Eyed Gaga." You're welcome.
@Bagnonymous^
Waaaaaahhaaaahaaaaa! Snort!
Gawd, I'm not getting any work done today I can tell you that right now.
Waaaaaahhaaaahaaaaa! Snort!
Gawd, I'm not getting any work done today I can tell you that right now.
Thank you, all. Db1 kinda jumped the gun as I am waiting for a ficticious business license from the Great State of California , Fontucky Bureau, to get paid correctly by i-Tunes.
You have to see the face of a government employee when I tell her I want the name to be "Vin Douchal"... I told her it's a Hindu thing
But I would be remiss without sharing the lyrcis , eh:
Ass Pear La Plante © Vin Douchal 2010
Some gals have an ass like an onion
Make you cry salty fuccen tears
Some gals have glutes like a shelf
Where you can rest your beers
Some babes stick out the badonk
Far as a city block
Some babes got ass for a mile
Make you fondle your own cockk
-Chorus-
You know when the perfect butt is nigh
Fills your sack with lust, pops out your eyes
Usually found at a beach sporting a thong
Puts a 100 volt charge in your jelly dong
Without ever seeing her face still everything you want
Ass Pear LaPlante
Some guys have a closet of poo
Full 'o Hardy shirts and gel for 'dos
Some guys shave the side o' their head
Paint the tip of their 'Hawk in shades of red
Us guys we know the score
Hunt them down on the intrawebs
We don't call 'em bitches or whores
When they make us happy in our little heads
- Chorus - and a Very Gratuitous Guitar Solo
Gratuitous Outchorus :
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Viking Yogurt Rodeo Porch Beef Regalia Glee Club and Circle Jerk Team
Gratuitous Outchorus... I'm gonna fist pump the shit outta this...
Get Some!
Gratuitous Outchorus... Porch Beef
Gratuitous Outchorus... Hey Baby, show me your fish tits
Gratuitous Outchorus... Heh heh Nice glory hole doily
Gratuitous Outchorus... Them's looks like felatio handlebars
Gratuitous Outchorus... Heh heh I'd pee in her butt
Gratuitous Outchorus... Tarmal! Slapwhoars
Gratuitous Outchorus
These are my background singers, the incredible "Viking Yogurt Rodeo Porch Beef Regalia Glee Club and Circle Jerk Team"
CLICK
You have to see the face of a government employee when I tell her I want the name to be "Vin Douchal"... I told her it's a Hindu thing
But I would be remiss without sharing the lyrcis , eh:
Ass Pear La Plante © Vin Douchal 2010
Some gals have an ass like an onion
Make you cry salty fuccen tears
Some gals have glutes like a shelf
Where you can rest your beers
Some babes stick out the badonk
Far as a city block
Some babes got ass for a mile
Make you fondle your own cockk
-Chorus-
You know when the perfect butt is nigh
Fills your sack with lust, pops out your eyes
Usually found at a beach sporting a thong
Puts a 100 volt charge in your jelly dong
Without ever seeing her face still everything you want
Ass Pear LaPlante
Some guys have a closet of poo
Full 'o Hardy shirts and gel for 'dos
Some guys shave the side o' their head
Paint the tip of their 'Hawk in shades of red
Us guys we know the score
Hunt them down on the intrawebs
We don't call 'em bitches or whores
When they make us happy in our little heads
- Chorus - and a Very Gratuitous Guitar Solo
Gratuitous Outchorus :
Ladies and Gentlemen: The Viking Yogurt Rodeo Porch Beef Regalia Glee Club and Circle Jerk Team
Gratuitous Outchorus... I'm gonna fist pump the shit outta this...
Get Some!
Gratuitous Outchorus... Porch Beef
Gratuitous Outchorus... Hey Baby, show me your fish tits
Gratuitous Outchorus... Heh heh Nice glory hole doily
Gratuitous Outchorus... Them's looks like felatio handlebars
Gratuitous Outchorus... Heh heh I'd pee in her butt
Gratuitous Outchorus... Tarmal! Slapwhoars
Gratuitous Outchorus
These are my background singers, the incredible "Viking Yogurt Rodeo Porch Beef Regalia Glee Club and Circle Jerk Team"
CLICK
Medusa:
On the Macintosh side of things there is iMovie which, IIRC, comes FREE with the damn computer. IF it doesn't I know iLife has it, and that costs something stupid cheap like $79 or something.
On the Windows side? No idea. Doing video in Windows is a grim and dangerous affair...
On the Macintosh side of things there is iMovie which, IIRC, comes FREE with the damn computer. IF it doesn't I know iLife has it, and that costs something stupid cheap like $79 or something.
On the Windows side? No idea. Doing video in Windows is a grim and dangerous affair...
@medussa oblangata
I use Cyberlink Power Director. The standard version will be more than enough for what you want to do. It captures and imports videos quite easily. Interface is not bad for newbies either. It can also upload your video directly into your YouTube account. In short, I love the product.
BTW: stay away from Pinnacle Studio (too many bad experiences to list here.)
I use Cyberlink Power Director. The standard version will be more than enough for what you want to do. It captures and imports videos quite easily. Interface is not bad for newbies either. It can also upload your video directly into your YouTube account. In short, I love the product.
BTW: stay away from Pinnacle Studio (too many bad experiences to list here.)
@ Medusa, If you want to waste your whole life learning how to use it, try Adobe Premiere.
@ Vin, that was almost as bad as my rockabilly anal sex song.
@ Vin, that was almost as bad as my rockabilly anal sex song.
@MoeDouche
Where've you been hiding? What, we gotta as graphics arts questions to bring your head above sea level?
Where've you been hiding? What, we gotta as graphics arts questions to bring your head above sea level?
Vin, you had me at Viking Yogurt Rodeo Porch Beef Regalia Glee Club.
That butt needs to be laser-scanned and fabricated out of a firm fleshy polymer and sent to my house where I will keep it in the garage. For scientific purposes.
And it needs to be dishwasher safe.
That butt needs to be laser-scanned and fabricated out of a firm fleshy polymer and sent to my house where I will keep it in the garage. For scientific purposes.
And it needs to be dishwasher safe.
@Mr. Scrotato Head
I've been away since the quality of DBs and hotties has been subpar lately. But I always come out to play with Ass Pear LaPlante!
I've been away since the quality of DBs and hotties has been subpar lately. But I always come out to play with Ass Pear LaPlante!
Rockin' Fontucky through and through. Kudos Vin, and thanks for the Jabloni update as well.
And pay no mind to Jacques, your song was much better than his. He is just jealous. But then, your material was superior to begin with. Well, in my opinion, anyway.
I'm just not a big fan of anal sex rockabilly, but then, I'm an old fuccer, too. So what do I know?
And pay no mind to Jacques, your song was much better than his. He is just jealous. But then, your material was superior to begin with. Well, in my opinion, anyway.
I'm just not a big fan of anal sex rockabilly, but then, I'm an old fuccer, too. So what do I know?
damn vin! i only hope that a future generation gets the thrill and ritual of yelling "play asspear" the way my generation got to yell "play free bird".
oh yeah and if you get some royalties out of it, that would be cool too.
oh yeah and if you get some royalties out of it, that would be cool too.
That sounded like a drunken (well, at least tipsy) Frank Zappa fan singing the comment threads of a few posts including a Stackhouse remix... love it
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: 5:00 PM
Vin
you fist pumped the living shit outta that slap whore... I salute you, & bow down to your axe wielding prowess! that's one helluva ditty.... tell me where I can see your band in the southland.... rock the cockk offa Samurai Scrote with that one Brah!
you fist pumped the living shit outta that slap whore... I salute you, & bow down to your axe wielding prowess! that's one helluva ditty.... tell me where I can see your band in the southland.... rock the cockk offa Samurai Scrote with that one Brah!
Vin is brilliant, but I can't find the new song to click on at your blogger site. All I see are Bra! and Donkey Douche.
Gimme soon, my curiosity has taken hold.
Gimme soon, my curiosity has taken hold.
*Thunderous Applause*
...well done sir, a virtual virtuoso bringing such joyous notes to a rather douche-filled world...
...and by joyous I mean I must excuse myself for there is much flogging to be done if my printer ever finishes printing such a voluptuous pair of cheeks!
...well done sir, a virtual virtuoso bringing such joyous notes to a rather douche-filled world...
...and by joyous I mean I must excuse myself for there is much flogging to be done if my printer ever finishes printing such a voluptuous pair of cheeks!
well done once again Vin. that's all i have to say. the rest of what i have to say had been articulated towards Ass Pear la Plante.
I want to be the Donner Party stranded in that precious gap between her chocolate mountains.
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