Wednesday, February 03, 2010
Where's Annoyed Famke Jansen Hot Chick?
Somewhere in this pic of steaming furry dog poo on a snowy winter day, I've carefully hidden an annoyed Famke Jansey Hot Chick.
Look closely.
Can you find her?
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Welcome back boss:
Nice picture of douche and a nice picture of single Hott.
I looked closely as directed and could only see fake fur on a smirking douche.
Thanks for nothing. I know it is only Wednesday but how about early ASS pear?
Maybe someday I will able to successfully navigate the Google blogger sign in.
Nice picture of douche and a nice picture of single Hott.
I looked closely as directed and could only see fake fur on a smirking douche.
Thanks for nothing. I know it is only Wednesday but how about early ASS pear?
Maybe someday I will able to successfully navigate the Google blogger sign in.
# posted by 
: 9:30 AM
: 9:30 AM
Famke Janssen sat in front of me at Lincoln Center at the NY film festival last fall.
She is SO damn hott in person...
I'd like to think she was checking me out, but it was probably because I was kicking her chair a little too hard.
By kicking her chair, I mean masturbating. And by too hard, I mean furiously.
She is SO damn hott in person...
I'd like to think she was checking me out, but it was probably because I was kicking her chair a little too hard.
By kicking her chair, I mean masturbating. And by too hard, I mean furiously.
@Medusa^
What would that sound like in an original "Batman" episode?
SCHLORP!
JUDO FWAP!
VAG-BLAM!
FWAPPOW!
FURMUNCH!
CUNCH!
GLURPP!
FLRBBBBB!
SLL-UURP!
What would that sound like in an original "Batman" episode?
SCHLORP!
JUDO FWAP!
VAG-BLAM!
FWAPPOW!
FURMUNCH!
CUNCH!
GLURPP!
FLRBBBBB!
SLL-UURP!
Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche 10:05 FTW.
...and I'd like to eat popcorn and watch Medusa punch her in the fur with her face, I might even sell tickets...
...and I'd like to eat popcorn and watch Medusa punch her in the fur with her face, I might even sell tickets...
Hey! There she is. Oh wait, nevermind, that's another dude behind the douche on the right. Bad DB1, BAD!
@Mr. SH
In your honor, I'm going to wait for an awkward pause during my next work meeting and scream, "VAG-BLAM!"
Luckily, the Texans on the phone will just think it's some kind of wacky Bostonian saying.
Because they're stupid.
In your honor, I'm going to wait for an awkward pause during my next work meeting and scream, "VAG-BLAM!"
Luckily, the Texans on the phone will just think it's some kind of wacky Bostonian saying.
Because they're stupid.
Is she the one scurrying out of the pic, about to barf in the ashtray outside? If so, then yes, I can find her.
@ Scrotato
You forgot a few
CUNT-PLUNK!
SNAAAAAAATCH!
GASH-INNNNNG!
CLITTOW!
FAP-POOOON!
I feckin' love you, man.
@ Mr. White 10:29
Video, or you're on pissbucket duty at Saturday's Basement event.
You forgot a few
CUNT-PLUNK!
SNAAAAAAATCH!
GASH-INNNNNG!
CLITTOW!
FAP-POOOON!
I feckin' love you, man.
@ Mr. White 10:29
Video, or you're on pissbucket duty at Saturday's Basement event.
She's looking grumpy because her retarded brother is acting like a douchebag again. "Every time he sees a camera, he goes crazy..."
Yeah, this girl wouldn't even be a poor man's Famke Janssen. This girl would be the dick sucking for crack hobo's Famke Janssen.
# posted by : 11:22 AM
: 11:22 AM
Could somebody make those Batman sounds into a wavefile? I'd love to liven up the room when my kiddies are taking an exam.
Could you image it? You're sitting there concentrating on a problem and then all of the sudden you hear SSSSNNNNAAATTTTCCCCHHHH! CUNT-PLUNK VAG-BLAM!
Can't see for the salty fuccen tears.
Could you image it? You're sitting there concentrating on a problem and then all of the sudden you hear SSSSNNNNAAATTTTCCCCHHHH! CUNT-PLUNK VAG-BLAM!
Can't see for the salty fuccen tears.
@Dr.BH
Hee hee hee hee hee snorf!
Salty fucccen tears indeed.
Can hardly see my monitor.
@Vin
Dr. BH has your next project lined up. It's not much for music but I'm betting the demand will be through the roof.
QUNCKKK!
Can you imagine if they used them on Mad Money?
Would I consider stuffing all my money into Bloosteele Speculum EEE!nc?
GASH-INNNNNG!
Damn straight I would!
Hee hee hee hee hee snorf!
Salty fucccen tears indeed.
Can hardly see my monitor.
@Vin
Dr. BH has your next project lined up. It's not much for music but I'm betting the demand will be through the roof.
QUNCKKK!
Can you imagine if they used them on Mad Money?
Would I consider stuffing all my money into Bloosteele Speculum EEE!nc?
GASH-INNNNNG!
Damn straight I would!
@ Dr. BHD
That's part of the reason I'm inquiring about video-making today. I sense I have a job to do....
That's part of the reason I'm inquiring about video-making today. I sense I have a job to do....
@Medusa^
Ah, to hear you screaming SSSSNNNNAAATTTTCCCCHHHH! CUNT-PLUNK VAG-BLAM! with cartoon balloons in the background.
And by balloons I mean your boobies. And by cartoon I mean your excellent inkwork.
S'cuse me.
Gotta, you know...
Ah, to hear you screaming SSSSNNNNAAATTTTCCCCHHHH! CUNT-PLUNK VAG-BLAM! with cartoon balloons in the background.
And by balloons I mean your boobies. And by cartoon I mean your excellent inkwork.
S'cuse me.
Gotta, you know...
FYI - Ms Janssen is old enough to know better. Like, 45 years old enough to know better. No, I am not joking.
I see a collapsed fauxhawk on an irked female.
And a caricature of a bobblehead atop a triangulated Adam's apple.
And a caricature of a bobblehead atop a triangulated Adam's apple.
@ Scrotato 3:52 (and all the rest of you, for that matter)
Don't encourage me. Seriously. I have shit to do tonight. Besides this.
Really.
Don't encourage me. Seriously. I have shit to do tonight. Besides this.
Really.
any more X-men references and i'm gonna become a mutant myself.
a mutant with hideous physical deformities but no superpowers, that is.
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