Monday, December 15, 2008
The Yellowtail: Master Blaster
In honor of 2006’s legendary doucherstar Oldbag, Yellowtail, we hereby name the 2008 Douchie for Oldbag “The Yellowtail.”
This year it goes to a pic I originally simply titled “The Oldbag,” but who deserves a far more unique name. So we will go with ‘bag lanta’s name in the comments threads, “Master Blaster.”
The Blaster originally ran in July and his creepy-ass mugging of a much younger Cocktail Waitress Awkward Cutie deserves recognition.
And so we award the 2008 Yellowtail Douchie to Master Blaster. For he is creepy. And old. And with Jesus Bling and Paula Abdul’s 1989 “Forever Your Girl” hat.
